Sally McSaggytits: This has to be a misunderstanding. There's no freaking way we're dating the same guy. Lots of people have a daddy kink. And there are lots of guys out there. And lots of guys don't immediately answer their phones. Besides, you said your name was Jack, right? Then again, he could've been lying about that...
SmolPotato: Well... Jack is more of a nickname. My real name is Sean, which does sound very similar to Shane... But he's never mentioned a Mark before... Whenever he goes out late it's to hang out with a coworker of his named Edward.
Sally McSaggytits: Edward is my middle name...
SmolPotato: Oh God... We've been played!
Sally McSaggytits: Yep. It appears so. Please excuse me while I change my ridiculous username so that I can be taken seriously.
SmolPotato: I think I'll do the same.
*SallyMcSaggytits has changed their name to Mark*
*SmolPotato has changed their name to Jack*
Mark: There. That's better. Now... How long have you and Felix been dating?
Jack: About a month... And the two of you?
Mark: Almost a year...
Jack: Oh... So I'm the home wrecker then... Fantastic
Mark: Sigh... You didn't know about me. Don't blame yourself; blame Felix.
Jack: Let's blame him together. Where do you live? (I'm assuming nearby since we're sharing a man.)
Mark: LA. Yourself?
Jack: Same. Would you like to come over for drinks?
Mark: Not really. Putting me in the same room with alcohol and the guy my boyfriend has been screwing on the side may not be a good idea. Nothing against you, I just wouldn't want any drunken mishaps.
Jack: I understand... If it's not too much to ask, could I see what you look like?
Mark: Only if you let me see you in return.
Jack: Alright. A picture exchange it is. You first.
Mark:
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Jack: 😍 Damn... Why the hell anyone would cheat on you is far beyond me.
Mark: What?
Jack: To simplify, you're hot af 😂
Mark: Why thank you.. Now hold up your end of the deal.
Jack: You're quite welcome, handsome sir.
Jack:
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Mark: Holy Jesus...
Jack: What?
Mark: You're... You're gorgeous. I can't compete with that!
Jack: Oh I beg to differ 😊
Mark: Lol
Jack: Lol
Mark: So... Which one of us should dump Felix first?
Jack: I actually had an idea about that... I'll brb
Mark: Ok
*20 MINUTES LATER*
Jack: Back. Oh and go along with what I'm about to do.
Mark: Um.. Ok?
Jack: Oh and completely ignore Felix
Mark: What?
*Jack has added PugLife to the group*
Jack: Mark... I have a confession to make.
Mark: Go for it
Jack: I... I love you. I know we've been playing Felix and stringing him along, but I was really only doing it for your attention.
Mark: Oh baby boy, I love you too! Let's celebrate 😘
Jack: Yes please, daddy. Your place or mine? 😏
PugLife: THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!
Mark: Mine. You know my bed's more comfy 😉
PugLife: YOU'RE BOTH CHEATING FAGS! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!
*PugLife has left the group*
Jack: OMG 😂
Mark: THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER 😂
Jack: So... Since I've called you Daddy, the least you could do is buy me dinner and some drinks.
