1. The Doctor lies.
2. Don't wander off. (also stated as rule 1)
3. Stay out of trouble.
4. Don't ask stupid questions.
5. Never interfere in the affairs of people or planets, unless there are children crying.
6. Never use force! You just embarrass yourself. Unless you're cross. In which case, always use force.
7. Never run when you're scared.
8. Never ignore coincidence. Unless of course you're busy, then always ignore coincidence.
9. Rules of engagement: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, look ridiculous.
10. Foreknowledge is dangerous.
11. Some points in time are fixed. They must always happen.
12. Not all of time can be rewritten.
13. Never turn down tea if it's offered. It's impolite, and that's how wars start.
14. Always have a Plan B or Plan 27.
15. Don't blink.
16. Count the shadows.
17. Don't diss the sonic.
18. Always bring a banana to a party.
19. We don't just walk away.
20. Never say never ever.
21. Never underestimate plumbing, plumbing's very important.
22. Do everything the Doctor says.
23. Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden, except for cheap tricks.
24. Always wait five and a half hours.
25. Never say trapped, just inconveniently circumstanced.
26. Never trust a hug. It's just a way to hide your face.
27. Never knowingly be serious.
28. Don't swallow marbles.
54. Anything can come from outside of the universe, but nothing can come from before the universe.
408. You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you.
Thanks for reading! If I missed a rule send it to me and I shall add it! Thank you comrades!
