Billdip Oneshots (Wattys2017)

Drunk Bar Night

Dipper's POV
"And then he said I was acting ridiculous, can you believe that?!" I said to Bobby who was someone I just meet at the gay bar I'm at. "I mean, I did nothing wrong, so I just went here to let him calm down. He needs to blow off some steam anyways if you ask me."

"Sounds hard dude." He said as we had another 20 shots.

Bill's POV
"Haha, who wants me to take my shirt off!" I heard a familiar voice yell as I was walking over to Pinetree's favorite place to go when I got upset.

Earlier today when me and Pinetree were working in the Shack, a fairly attractive male with light curly brown hair and green eyes noticed me. We were talking for a bit and it was quite obvious he was flirting with me, but I just ignored it. Pinetree walked over to me and grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and kissed me, I was surprised but still kissed back. When he pulled away, he had his arm wrapped around my waist.

"Oh, who's this Bill?" The light burnett named Harold asked a bit annoyed.

"I'm his boyfriend who are you?" Pinetree said moving the hand that was on my side to my butt.

"His name is Harold, Pinetree." I said seeing the rage of jealousy in his eyes.

"Shh baby, daddy will punish you later, now let the grownups talk." Pinetree said in a strong voice asserting dominance although we both know that I'm the dominant one in the relationship. I decided to go along and leave just to use my powers to look through the door that said 'Employees Only' on the other side.

"I wonder how you got the nickname Pinetree, because it's quite obvious that you don't have one. Besides, me and Bill were having a good time before you came along, so why don't you go fuck yourself and let me and Bill fuck each other." Harold said to Pinetree.

"Wow such big words from such a little man, but you must be use to be called that due to the size of your hands. And by the way, Bill and I have been having a great time before you got here, and it will stay the same after you leave."

"Well it is clear Bill needs someone who can take care of him, someone who is extremely wealthy, good looking, beautiful house, thousands of maids and servants, the best chiefs in the world-" Harold started before being interrupted by Pinetree.

"Please, it's clear you're overcompensated for your small shoes."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me. What, are you deaf too? Dam, you really are pathetic. How about you leave my store before you regret it." He growled in-between his teeth intimidatingly.

"Oooh, I'm sooo scared." He said sarcastically, "I better run before the sascrotch gets me. Hahaha."

Pinetree then picked Harold up by the neck off of the ground. He throw him through the grass part of the door. While the poor guy was defenceless the whole time. After Harold ran away I came out of the room and went face to face with Pinetree.

"Pinetree, what the hell was that?!" I asked upset.

"He was obviously flirting with you, so I wanted him to understand that you're taken, that he can't have you."

"That was NOT needed! That was way crossing the line what you did!"

"What I did?! You're the one flirting back with another man! How am I the bad guy here?!"

"You got jealous and totally over reacted and even THROW HIM THROUGH THE DOOR!!!" I screamed.

"What?! You wanted me to just stand there and do nothing when my boyfriend and another man flirt with each other?! It's not like you wouldn't do the same thing if it was me! Your my boyfriend, we are a couple, you don't just go off with another man, I mean if you rather be with someone else, I rather you tell me instead of trying to find someone else to date! I mean if you don't love me as much as I lo-" I interrupted Pinetree as tears of rage and sadness started to flow out of his eyes and his voice constantly cracking.