Sapphire: WE'RE BACK!!!!!!! AND I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY!!!!!!! BACK FROM THE HIATUS FANFIC THINGY!!!
Winter: Pfffffttttttttttttttttt.... those few months of the hiatus were the best months of my life.
Qibli: The best months of my life were the ones I got to spend with Moon.
Doctor Spirit: KINK!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
(Spirit and Kinkajou sacrifice Qibli to the volcano and receive a bunch of pies)
Kinkajou: YAY!!!
Umber: BYE GUYS GOING BACK TO THE KINGDOM OF MUD AND FOOD!!!! BYE!!!!
Mystical: Finally.
Umber: What?
Mystical: I said uhhhh, dancing alley... yep that works.
Umber: OK BYE!!!!
Turtle: And I'm off to ______________ (Spoiler for the 9th book of wings of fire) ________________________________________________
Silverstar: Let's just get the dare over with.
(DON'T JUDGE ME FOR THIS DARE GUYS. I AM OBSSESSED WITH ROGUE ONE AND IF NONE OF YOU HAVE SEEN IT LEAVEEEEEEEE CAUSE SPOILERS AND YA AND I MUST EXPRESS MY FEELINGS TOWARDS DISNEY CAUSE DISNEY IS MEAN AND DISNEY SHALL SUFFER MY COMPLAINTS AND WRATH)
Sapphire: The dare is you all have to watch Rogue One.
Kinkajou: What dat?
Sapphire: Star Wars.
Kinkajou: What Star Wars?
Moonbeam: SHUT UP AND YOU'LL SEE!
(Sapphire and Moonbeam get projector set up)
(Kinkajou steals i mean umm... buys, ya buys food and popcorn and sugar)
(Qibli is back from the dead and gets couches set up)
(Miracle is making sure she has all her shots and medicines)
(Spirit is making more Winterwatcher shirts and stealing sugar from Kinkajou)
(I'm busy regretting installing grammar.ly)
(Silverstar is getting drinks)
(Mystical is getting the DVD ready or whatever you put in projectors)
Kinkajou: WE'RE DONE!!!!!
(Kinkajou and Spirit curl up in a blanket together)
(Moon sits next to Winter.... closely....)
Qibli: Oh thanks for saving me a spot Winter!
(Qibli sits in between Moon and Winter)
(Spirit growls as Miracle holds her back)
(Carnelian magically appears with a ninja costume on)
Mystical: It's starting!!!
NOW THEY SIT THROUGH 2 HOURS OF LAUGHING AND TEARS AND TEARS AND MORE TEARS
Kinkajou: WHAT?!
Spirit: IT CAN'T END LIKE THAT!!!!
Carnelian: Disney...
Qibli: Jyn and Cassian totally resemble me and Moon.
(Starflight comes out of nowhere)
Starflight: Jyn doesn't even have the same personality of Moon, neither does she have talons, mind reading powers, black scales, or a dragon body.
Qibli: SHUSH!
(Qibli poofs Starflight out of the room)
Starflight's speech was created by JpRafol all credit goes to JpRafol
Moonbeam: Ok you better be quiet or I'll make sure your quiet.
Spirit: I LIKED THE BLIND DUDE!!!!
Miracle: NOOOOOOOO K2 WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD MEEEEEEEEEE
Silverstar: THEY CAN'T ALL DIE!!!! DISNEY'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!! THE CAN'T DO THAT!!!
(Winter may or may not be crying)
Moon: Are you crying Winter?
Carnelian: DISNEY IS DEAD TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winter: IM NOT CRYING!!!!
Sapphire: I'm just glad they didn't make Star Wars a musical.
Spirit: #RipCarrieFisher(AKA Princess Leia)MayTheForceBeWithYou
NEXT DAY ON THE NEWS
News Reporter Melvin Cucumber: Live here at Disney studios where it has been burned down and the director of Rogue One has been burned by what people are calling the flamethrower. They have no idea who or what the flamethrower is... but I do... the cucumber knows all.... *cough* Good job Carnelian *cough cough*
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Wings of Fire Truth or Dare
FanfictionYou guys get to choose the dares! And who does them! Hope you enjoy!
