The Gangleader and the savages (discontinued)

'Its lit'

Chapter 1
'It's lit'

"WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU SLUT BAG!" My friend Alejandrina screams in my face, throwing pillows at me.
"JESUS CHRIST OKAY!" Then Alejandrina hit me one more time... but in the face.
"PINCHE PUTA! I THINK YOU BROKE MY NOSE!" I yelled at her with my hand on my nose checking, if it was crooked.

"Well, that sucks. Get up!" She yells one more time.
"for what? It's only.." I start; turning my head towards my clock
"10:30!?" I finish, looking at her wide eyed.

"Well um I was go-" I cut her off, "BITCH I DONT EXIST TILL ATLEAST 11:00!" Shaking my head and smacking her face, side to side.

"Okay! I get IT!" She grabs my hands and stops them. "We are going shopping because... I don't know, I feel like it?" Alejandrina says but it sounds more like a question.

"Ugh whatever, I can't go back to sleep now" ...
"NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE I THROW A TORTILLA AT YOU SO FAST YOUR HEAD CHOPS OFF!" I say, slightly screaming.

"Okay! Bye B! See you latahhhh" she yells; sprinting out of my room.

"Gaaah it's too early" I yell to myself. Crawling out of my bed; slowly making my way to my bathroom. "HEY! by the way the-"
Alejandrina starts until she sees me.

I turn my head towards her questionably. "Why are you... crawling?" She asks with one eyebrow raised. I just turn around and keep crawling towards my bathroom like it's nothing.

"Ummm.. never mind! I'll tell you later" she slowly backs out of my room; slipping on a tee-shirt and falling on her back.

"HAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET!" I scream at her still on the ground but holding my stomach from laughing so hard.
Ale just stands up and walks out like she didn't fall.

"Hmmm what should I wear today? Ooooh! How bout' a black crop top with black ripped jeans and a shirt tied around my waist because IM SOOO TUMBLR!" I yell at myself sarcasticly.

"Shut THE FUCK UP you basic bitch!" Ale yells from her room. Good thing we live in a house and not an apartment or else our neighbors would hate us. What am I even saying? Our neighbors still hate us.

Oh god you don't even know my name! Ah I love shawny boy- WAIT off topic. My name is Luna and I'm fresh outta high school! Haha just kidding I'm 19 sooo a good year ago I was fresh out of high school- goD I'm OFF TOPIC AGAIN! Anyways, Alejandrina and I, or as I call her 'Ale' have known each other since diapers and we 'clicked' I guess. We have both been known as the trouble makers. In school we were labeled as 'Savages'. You are probably wondering how we support ourselves at a young age. WELL STOP WONDERING GAH DAMN! Just kidding.. or am I? OFF TOPIC AGAIN HOLY- aaanywhorrree it's because we are both internet famous.
'So cliché!'

Well ex-ca-uuuuuse me!-
"LUNA I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOURE TALKING TO YOURSELF AGAIN, I'LL CHECK YOU INTO A MENTAL HOSPITAL!" Ale yelled from her room.

Well folks, that's my cue. GOTTA BLAST!

~after getting ready~

"So what exactly were you going to tell me before you rudely barged into my room?" I ask Ale with a 'well hoe?' Face on.

"I was going to say that we might have a small meet n' greet at the mall..." she answered my question, slightly asking approval at the same time.

"Hmmmmm... yeah seems lit"

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"THIS IS NOT LIT! I REPEAT, NOT LIT!" Ale screams in my face, being shoved by hundreds of people.
Is this a bad time to say she's claustrophobic?
"I CANT BREATH! HEY ST- MY SHOOOOOE!!" Ale yells, trying to chase the seven year old girl who some how, got her shoe.

While I'm over here....

"Chocolate covered donut with sprinkles or without sprinkles?"

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HOLAAA! I hope you liked the first chapter! I made this one so that you could understand the characters better. Thank you so much for reading! I'm sorry I haven't done a book in a long time.

Btw! This might have slow updates....