The big fat baby

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Several thousand years later SBE curlz and drawers had a big fat arm baby cakes called Bobby.

SBE curlz and drawers agreed the cat would be a suitable sperm donor. The cat didn't agree to this, and SBE carried him for 9 months in her FANNY!

The fortieth week came and out popped BOBBY! He was uglier than than your mum. He was deformed and had a wonky willy. They cut his penis off instead of the umbilical cord in the alley way. Then they took him to hospital and the doctors took him in to the surgery room and stitched it on the wrong way round so he pees up the way and not down.

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