Unknown Destiny

Chapter 1: Food Issues

Ash's POV

      "Hello trash bags! I'm Ash and this is the first day of Unknown Destiny! My childhood friends living together.... you know the drill," I say into the camera. Hello fourth wall.

       I walk over to Erin trying to set up his computer. He's under a table, configuring the desktop.

       "Hey!" I call at him.

       "Yo. Could you shut up? I'm trying to concentrate!" He says, biting his jacket collar in concentration. It's what he does... I guess.

       "Eh... Fuck you anyway," I say, already walking to Daryl. He's on the phone, and typing furiously on his crap computer.

       "I want a vegan pizza, a classic all meat, and some breadsticks. What do you mean we need to stop?" He looks at me, "Ash, I'm trying to get a pizza so please stop."

       "PIZZA! YAY!" I yell with enthusiasm. He goes back to yelling at the phone, with even more annoyance than before.

       Our friends Liz, Haley and Star appear from their rooms. Haley and Star are in the same room, and a glimpse of it sees half of it being pink.

       "But... we just ate breakfast!" Liz says. She was full from her breakfast and was obviously trying to sleep it off.

       "Yeah. So OBVIOUSLY we can't eat more," Erin argues sarcastically.

       "PEPPERONI OR ALL MEAT?!?"Daryl yells. He is a genius yet he still can't figure out what we like more. Wow. Just look at him.

       "PEPPERONI!" We all yell at once. Erin and Haley say,"BOTH."

Erin's POV

       I still don't understand why we can't have both, ham is good pepperoni is good so why not have both?

       "Erin, up for a round of Smash?"Daryl yells at from his room. He puts his phone down on some "magazines". He pushes them off a bean bag chair and pats it.

"Sure 3 or 5 stock?"I ask. SSB7 is one of the few games I'm still good at. It's also the only game I can kick everyone's ass at it too. Except for Daryl. I think he rigs it. I guess we'll find out.

We start playing and he began to get into a trance and so do I. I didn't even notice everyone gathering around us. He got much better.

"Playing as Sans really helps you."I say after losing twice. I swig a water bottle that wasn't there before.

"I guess you could say I'm a SANSsation."He says with a grin. Oh my fucking god the pun.

Daryl's POV

The doorbell rings. The door says SHOT from My Shot in ear rape. Why did we choose such a loud noise for the ring? It explodes my ears!

"I'LL GET IT."Haley,Liz, Star and Ash all yell at once. They run to the door and Ash bumps into the door.

"Erin it's for you!"Ash yells.

He walks in."Whats up my nation! I'm your host, killer meme star!"One of my best buds says. He has glasses on. He's the tallest person I've met. His jacket is a dark black shade of grey. One of 49 other shades displayed on his jacket.

"NICK!"I yell. My childhood friend! Does he work next door now? How? We literally live in the suburbs!

"Oh and I got pizza."He says holding a box.

"How did you get that,"I say,"Did you get fired again?"

"Yep. I work at Jimmy Johns now serving pizza," He says making the little thumbs up thing.

"Sucky job," I say to him.

Then one... idiot comes to the door

"Hey! You gonna let me in or what?"He and asks as the door slammed closed.

"Oh come on man what the hell!"He says.

"Mike we not letting you in not after last time!"Haley yells.

"What just because I texted Ron Cheren you're gay". Mike says. I crack up again and Liz punches me in the arm.

Liz's POV

       I don't get boys. First,he texts Halley's colleague that she's gay, and then Erin starts laughing about it.
    "Erin!! That's so mean why would you laugh at him?" I say, giving him an upset condescending look.

"Look, it's fun! Who doesn't need fun?"He responds with that goofy smile and his lopsided glasses.

"Yeah but it's not nice,"I say.

"Who's gonna tell me off?" teases,"The teacher?" He frowns mockingly.

"Still! Even if it is you can't just be mean to someone!"I responded yelling.

"Thanks Liz."Haley says grimly.

"Still funny!"Daryl says awkwardly.

"But..."I say annoyed,"Nevermind,"I go to Star, Haley, and my room.

      Mike throws up his hands in defeat,"Whatever, I'm going to the back door."

"NOTED!"Haley yells from her room.

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     I walk into his room.He's on Pokémon Showdown playing against Daryl. Daryl is on his crap computer, and Erin on his computer that he finished configuring.
      "When are you gonna learn not to be mean to people?"I ask Daryl.

"Hmm.... Let's see... uhhh... never." He responds as he is trying to decide his next move. His Gyrados is on the field.

   Mike walks in the room with Nick and another person whom, no one but Daryl and Erin knew was here, but she was.

      "Oh! Hey Mary."Erin says, getting up and giving her a high five

.

     "Yoyo,"Daryl says, focused on his move set.

She pulls a spider out of her pocket.

      "OH FUCK! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"Erin yells, knocking over his chair, and jumping on to his bed.
     Daryl looks over at Erin, who was backing up on his bed.

      Mary starts laughing."That never gets old. Apparently being an entomologist does have benefits."

"Mary please. Stop it. Get some help."Erin says.

"But its funny!" She complained laughing.

"Come on man! It's not even venomous!"Mike says.

"I HATE spiders dude!" Erin responds.

"Erin I think you lost your game."Daryl interrupts.

"YOU FUCKING DICK!"He screams.

"Language-"Nick says being interrupted.

"YEAH WHO CARES!?!."Erin says, his face red.

"Uh, the TEACHER! Obviously!" Daryl says, counterintuitive to his first joke, but intended to be that way. His comedy act back in grade 10 was almost flawless.

"But that's-" I say and stop as Daryl(lol author is trying to use my characters but he forgot the pseudonym so I helped him <3) gives me a moronic face palm.

Ash POV

"Well... that's all folks! See you in like... whenever I update... if, that is, you're still readin- I mean watching!" I say I to the camera. Hmm... someone else is making me think there's a fourth wall, yet there isn't.