Telling Harley

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Harley was cooking dinner for Joker and her while Joker sat in the other room plotting. His plan was surely a winner, but what would he need? He thought about how he was going to make it look like he was dead. He was going to need a decoy or something. He would lure batman onto a roof and fight him. Both Harley and him would be wearing an ear peace. He would say something specific that would cue Harley to position the decoy. Joker would think of the cue later. She would make the decoy look like it had fallen from the roof. It would look exactly like Joker. Then Joker would wait for one last kick or something and fall backwards. He would make sure that a window near the bottom floor was open. Harley was going to have a hand out or something that would catch Joker. She was very good at timing things. She would quickly pull him inside and by the time the bat got to the window, it would appear as if Joker had fallen and you know... passed. The plan was perfect!! Joker only hoped that Batman would react the way he wanted him to. He hoped that the bat would spiral into a pit of guilt and despair. Then Joker would win, temporarily. He explained this to Harley.

"Plus, while he thinks I'm dead, I would be spending time with you!" Joker finished.

"But we won't be able to go out for a while, you sure that's what you want?" Harley started, "and what if he realizes that the decoy isn't you??"

"He won't. I am working on a new machine, or invention. I'll need some time, but when it's done, the decoy won't just be a decoy of me it will be a clone of me!" Joker laughed psychoticly and smiled.

"Alright, Mr. J, if that's what you want," 

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