Fanfiction or fan fiction I've seen both. I live it. I eat it. I breath it. But sometimes things get a little, uh, out of hand. A little? Who am I kidding? Let me just list a few things wrong with certain fanfictions.
1) People put 5-year-olds and Harry Styles together. I know he's the youngest, but he's like twice your age. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Oh gawl, I said y'all. Sorry.
2) People talk like this, OMG LOLZ HARREH I CANT BELIEVE ZAINE DID THAT TO YOU OMFG I IS ROFL LMAO!!!111!!!1 Like oh my gawl, how? Just how?
3) Definitely=defiantly. It just pisses me off. Spell check. Please.
4) Editors come in handy. I'm sorry but EDITORS. Please. I'm such a total hypocrite for writing this one.
5) It pisses me off when people have their facts wrong. Like their story goes something like this: So I'm Mulan. I'm dating Lewis Pain. He's Irish. Also, he's 17, just like me! His best friend is Nathan Sykes and we like hanging out in Berlin, his hometown. Oh yeah. He's the drummer for that Chinese band 5 Seconds of Winter. *and scene* I cringed so many times rereading that. Oh, sorry I'm basing this around 1D fanfics. I know those aren't the only ones out there. Guess I should've done this rant on 1D fanfiction.
6) There's so much more I could go on for days so all that other stuff is #6.
I think I should just give you a paragraph of a terrible (1D) story.
Beep, beep, beep. My alarm went off at 7:06 AM. Am I the only who's tired of that? I woke up and looked at my brand new AMAZINGnewPHONEbrand. Oh no!11!!!1! I was late for school! No lie I've seen this. Didn't you just wake up to your alarm? I did blah blah, curled blah blah, applied bleh, made bleh, called blah, danced to blah blah blah, and hopped into my Porsche. One of my parents is never home (because he has to go do his doctor stuff) and the other walked out. Now we're really poor and I'm always alone. One, you have a Porsche. Poor? Two, your dad is a doctor. What the what? Again, poor? So then I drove to my private school and went to my locker. OMG, it's mah boyfrand Lewis. See above for rest of "boyfrand" description. Yea, he's all famus and stuf. We're defiantly in luv <333333. Oh nossss! Hur cums mah enemi Nial. Hes so mean to me :((((((
And so forth. That's not as bad as some I've seen. So yeah. You get my point. *rant over*
