Me: hello
Katelin: hey
Me: what's up
Katelin: nothing
Me: *looks across room* is that a spider?
Katelin: *looks* yes. Yes it is.
Me: it's name is Fred.
Katelin: ok
Katelin: should we kill it?
Me: no! we just named it!
Katelin: no, you named it.
Me: ...touché
Katelin: fine it can live.
Me: yay!
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Katelin: my brother and his friend are being quiet....to quiet...
Me: we should mess with them.
Katelin: we could paint their nails and do their make up.
Me: *grins evilly* and their hair!!
Katelin: *grabs make up and nail polish bag*
Me: this is one reason why we are friends.
Katelin: I thought it was because Sophia said the corner was comfy.
Me: that too, Katelin. that too. *follows Katelin to find the boys*
Lance (friend): what are you doing...?
Chris (brother): *runs*
Lance: ...help
Me: *evilly laughs and sloppily applies nail polish onto Lance's feet*
Katelin: ok then Issy...*neatly applies red nail polish to Lance's opposite foot*
Lance: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Me: making you prettier.
Katelin: yes. Yes we are.
Katelin: hey I found hair gel.
Me: *grabs huge handful* *plops into Lance's hair*
Lance: what are you doing?
Me: I'm trying to make you're hair spiky. I think I out in to much gel...
Katelin: ...
Lance: ...
Me: ...
Me: oh well *continues to mess with Lance's hair*
Lance: AHHHHHH!!!
Katelin: don't be so dramatic.
Me: *picks up lipstick* *rubs all over Lance's face*
Lance: AHEGWHVRHEFGH
Katelin: stop being a drama queen.
Lance: *runs away* my mom is going to kill me!
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Katelin: let's make cupcakes!
Me: ok! just one thing...
Katelin: what?
Me: I can't cook.
Katelin: well what can you cook?
Me: cereal, soup, and toast...
Katelin: cereal doesn't count...
Me: well then...I can make popcorn!
Katelin: that doesn't count either...
Me: toast and soup it is then...
