Squad Heist

How We Got Into This Crazy Shit

Jake: "One king" I say as I place my last card on the creaky table.
"BULLSHIT!", yells Lucy, as she always does in this situation. If I'm telling the truth the game ends and the cards she has to pick up don't matter, whereas if I'm lying I have to pick up the cards and the game continues. In other words she has nothing to lose.
"Read and weep ginger!", I say as I flip the card over, to reveal the king of spades.
"When are we gonna start playing these card games for money instead of food?", asks Lucy. Just then Jacks stomach pulls of the largest rumble that it's ever done.
"Looks like someone would rather that it stayed as food", my Mum says as she brings in the pizza that she made us. After thank you's and your welcome's are exchanged my Mum leaves the room to finish watching a movie.
After a few more rounds of Bullshit Lucy brings up the subject of money again.
"What are you trying to get at Lucy?", Shepo asks, "you're the only one here that makes enough money to bet with".
"Well", says Lucy,with a grin on her crowdedly freckled face, what if we all had enough money to bet with, enough money for us to each by a car, a house even. By now she has us all hooked, the talk of this much money enough to interest even the most quizzical of us.
"What are you trying to tell us Lucy?", quizzes Becca, determined to squeeze the information out of her very ginger friend.
"Well", says Lucy, "I'vebeenworkingatabankrecentlyandIthinkthatI'vefoundawaytorobitwithoutbeingcaught".
(Have fun with that last bit)