Bf/gf: wanna play baby
Me: play what
Bf/gf: I meant get a little dirty cause we're alone...
Me: if you wanna get dirty go play outside in the mud
Bf/gf: I just wanna play with you
Me: THEN GO JOIN THE GOD DAMN SOCCER TEAM
*Leaves*
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World's Best Comebacks Continued
Humor⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusin...
