Gandlaf was hobling along towards Bilbo's house, he knocked on the round green door with his long wooden staff. Bilbo opened the door to see the wizard towering over him. "FUS RO DAH" shouted Bilbo as he shoved a knife into Gandalf's belly. Gandalf's belly bled like a pig, "Oooohhh my belly" he exclaimed. Bilbo shouted "GETTOF ME LAWN" as he stabbed the man again. The Paramedic Pigeons wern't fast enough this time.