Suddenly there was a thud, as a small shuttle attached to the Ghost.
"Kriff." Sabine muttered, grabbing her blaster.
"Kanan do you sense it too?" Ezra asked, worried.
Kanan mumbled "Maul."
Wait hold up.
"Maul? He's here?" I asked actually excited.
"Do you even know who he is?" Hera asked, shaking her head.
"Yea I do. Hold up one second." I said running back into Sabines room.
I came back out wearing my high heals.
"Those aren't practical! Do you HAVE a death wish?!" Ezra shrieked.
"Probably but she also has style." Sabine admitted.
We heard Mauls' lightsaber cutting through the door.
"Kriff get ready." Kanan said, igniting his lightsaber.
"Sabine stay back." Ezra told her.
I squealed at how cute they were.
Maul came through the door.
And then a lightsaber battle was into play.
Within seconds both Kanan and Ezra were unarmed.
Zeb was hiding out somewhere with Chopper (I needed to remind them how I shipped them too)
Sabine and Hera were trying to shoot him, but soon were unarmed as well.
Meanwhile I was just kinda hanging back unnoticed.
Maul grabbed Sabine and held the lightsaber to her neck.
Kriff no.
"And now she shall die!" He said in a sinister voice.
I leaped up.
"THIS IS FOR THE FANGIRLS! FOR SABEZRA! SAVE SABEZRA SAVE THE DREAM!" I shouted running at maul.
Before he could react I stepped on his foot.
He shrieked and dropped Sabine, who ran to Ezra.
I turned away briefly to snap a picture of this sabezra moment, before stepping on mauls foot again.
"WHY AM I BEING DEFEATED SO EASILY THIS ISNT RIGHT!" He screamed holding his foot.
He tried to crawl toward Hera with a blaster, but I kicked it away from him.
"NO ONE MESSES WITH MY SHIPS! KANERA AND SABEZRA WILL LIVE!" I shouted triumphantly.
Everyone was just kinda staring.
Maul tried to limp away but I stepped on his black cape with my heels (these things really come in handy)
Then Kanan killed him.
I shrieked and took pictures because sabezra and kanera were now safe.
"Okay someone please explain how our high tech Jedi lightsabers couldn't stop him, but a pair of whatever those are, are like the ultimate weapon?" Ezra said, confused.
"I told you fashion was key. You have no taste." Sabine said shaking her head.
And then suddenly Sabine kissed Ezra.
I screamed and started crying tears of joy while shrieking and taking pictures.
"BEST DAY EVER!"
My time in Rebels was actually going pretty well.
To be fair who wouldn't kill maul if they had the option? Heels FTW. Yes
