We Kidnapped Captain Levi! [Attack On Crack-Fic]

Escape Attempt #1

(Lian's POV)

".....do you think we should get him out of there?" I asked.

"He's STILL in the basement?!" Sarah yelled flipping the table over.

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"He's human! Humans need to BREATHE!!" Sarah yelled and pulled back the rug.

We both pulled the door to the basement and ran down the stairs.

"Levi!"

"Shit..."

"What're you - HEY!!" Sarah yelled and jumped on him.

I stared at the massive hole in the wall and the rope in the corner.

"So....you attempted to escape?" I asked.

"Tch, I'm not just going to sit around while you two do as you please." Levi sneered trying to push Sarah away but...yeah...

That didn't work.

"Lian! Get the rope!"

"Right!" I nodded and wrapped the rope around Levi.

"Lian...."

"Yeah?"

"Why did you tie it in a bow?"

"What? He can't look fabulous?"

"........he can easily get out of it though!"

"Yeah? What's your proof?!" I yelled then heard the slamming of a door. "...oh..."

Pile of rope.

No Levi.

Slamming of the door.

Shit.

Me and Sarah sprinted out of the basement and as Levi was rushing out of the door.

"NOOO!!!!!" we screamed and both leapt on him as he was just out of the door.

"Hey!!! Military Force!!" he called out to the drunktards waddling down the street.

"Oh lookie!! Capain Levi!!" one giggled.

The other waved, "Heloooo!"

"Nothing to see here, fella's!" I laughed as me and Sarah dragged Levi back in the house by the legs.

"Noooo!!!!"

- - - - - - - - - - -

"Here's some soap to clean your fingernails." I said with an eye closed smile.

"Tch....brats."

I squealed and ended up hugging him, "You're so amazing!!"

"Lian! Stop bothering the man!!"

"He's not just any man, though..." I said with a smirk. "He is..."

"The man!!"

".....you're obsessed...." Levi said eye twitching.

"We know, you're not the only one by the way." Sarah shrugged.

"Who else have you harassed?" he asked.

"Um...." we glanced at each other, "...no one...."

"Liars."

"YOU'RE SO SMART!!" we gushed and hugged him making him sigh.

"Why me?"

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Heh, I know it's short update and stuff but I thought of this and thought why not!

I hope you enjoyed and don't worry, I won't update two months later....

Yes, this is only the first of many attempted escapes ^,^

Well, thanks for reading!

PSYCHOPATH OUT!