Pandora Hearts: Failed Pick Up Lines

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Antartica243: Hi! Is Every one ready?

Everyone: Sure.

Antartica243: Okay, Oz! Make those girls fall for you!

Oz: I have a pretty flower. But it's prettiness is nothing compared to you.

Antartica243: Gil, make me proud!!

Gil: Please, will you spend the day, and the rest of life with me?

Antartica243: I will, Gil!!!!!! Okay, Alice, go!

Alice: May I bite your cheek, and your lips?

Antartica243: Go for it Break

Break: My I make you mine?

Antartica243: Oh!!!! Break, you can make any girl fall for you! Try your best, Vincent!

Vincent: Even though you are not nii-san, I can still fall head over heels for you.

Antartica243: Vince, stop grabbing Gil! Sharon, show the boys how it's done.

Sharon: Won't you come with me? I could use Equise to take us anywhere.

Antartica243: Go for it boys, she's single. Echo, your up!

Echo: I want to spend time with you.

Antartica243: Echo, really? Oh no! Elliot! Who invited you?!!!!

Elliot: Let me give you a good time tonight.

Antartica243: ......

Elliot: What?

Antartica243: ... I loved that.

Elliot: thank you.

Antartica243: ... Leo! What, is everyone showing up?!

Leo: Come make a story with me. I think the story will be hot.

Antartica243: Leo, you could get any girl to love you just by being in the room.

Leo: Really?

Antartica243: Yes, 'cause you have me. Next, is.... oh god! Seems like Gil is drunk.

Gil: Will you sleep with me tonight?

Antartica243: I would, but you're drunk.

Gil: I'mnot drunk.

Antartica243: OKay, next is....... me!

All: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!

Antartica243: Oh, won't you let me close so I can love you?

Antartica243: Thank you guys for doing this with me.

Oz: No problem.

Alice: You said you will give me meat!

Antartica243: okay, Alice. Here you go. Wait, Sharon, we're done for now.

Break: she's drunk as well.

Sharon: If you wish to ask something of me, then get down on your knees and beg.

Antartica243: Please forgive her. Thank you guys.

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