Most of the time* when I read books on wattpad, I can't help but notice the countless mistakes made by even the seemingly most skillful of writers, their blunders often leading to disastrous**, yet amusingly pitiful, results. It may be a mistake ma...
There may be times when an amateur writer wannabe is so desperate to gain a crowd that they rapidly assemble words randomly selected from a Swahili dictionary, fling them together, then connect everything by inserting random prepositions and phrases like "Jeepers!" and "Blatherskites! There's still a swig of moonshine leaking out of Jerry's posterior!"
The end result typically looks like this:
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Despite the obvious flaws with this system, I have found it to be wildly successful, as I have blasphemed all that is good writing and attempted to publish one of these books, and you can now see it on my profile. (It's the one with 26k reads and climbing) On the other hand, millions of tiny peasant writers have really nice story lines that never cross the 2k mark. Of course, let's not forget the equally large (and disturbing) number of stories that truly, well, stink. (Ex. all books on Kingnatan1, my brother's works)
Jeepers! I am babbling relentlessly on, without regard to those readers who are dying by the tens (I don't get much readers) from the immense lack of brain activity due to the boring idiocy that is my book. I have yet again Great Gushicles! There's a gallon of whisky running out of Larry's rear! committed the error of spewing out random words and hoping that they will somehow resemble something readable. Hmm, the clock says 12: 05--
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