"Hun I ain't no angel, I'm a demon that grew wings."
"Dear, I ain't sweet. I just know how to not get my ass kicked."
"I wanna make you smile when I'm not here anymore. But I have to fight away your fears before I can. So please just hols out a little longer!"
"If we all live in fear, then who is actually the brave of us?"
"By my right of humanity, you're an asshole!"
"Hehe! Bubbles!"
"Sir we have won the war. But, we just got the bubble guns out!"
"Take flight, watch your surroundings. Oh crap the pilot had a heart attack!"
"I am just an angel...that has an attitude and a sword."
"Hurt an animal, I'll redecorate your face."
"Just get up and walk away, no one will notice you sharted."
I just thought some of there were funny so here you go.
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Just Some Things
RandomJust a collection of some things that pass trough my head. ENJOY!