Substitute Ramblings

Day 1 Period 2

Second period starts and I have to play a movie on Leonardo da Vinci. At least this is something other than just sitting here bored, I will have something to watch to keep me awake. After 10 minutes I realize this is so much worse! Sitting in the dark watching a slow movie on Leonardo di Vinci's gay life. Guess what I start to think about. Mr. Tall Dark and Caribbean (Mr. TDACa) from my reporter scare! I mean it was a daydream so I can look past his awful personality and questionable ethics, to just see his wonderful looks. His smoldering gaze, his 8-pack abs, long lean legs wrapped in his salmon chubby shorts, highlighting his very impressive very prominent package. And wait chubbies? Why is he wearing those delectable, yet awful things? And why is he sitting in a chair in the front row where no one sat 2 seconds ago? I try to shake my head to wake up from this way to realistically good day dream, but I won'tt awaken. So I think, "I just hope I am not just staring at the kids drooling like a pervert!" But I might as well enjoy this if I can't wake up! That's when I notice there seems to be a glow coming from MR. TDACa! "I really have to come up with a name for him. He is walking towards me. Omg what is going on? And when did we arrive at the beach? That's when I think, "eff it! Might as well have some fun!" So I run to him and I slam into his muscular chest, feel every inch of his eight-pack against my stomache and his delicious biceps encircling me. I go in for the most passionate kiss ever, when the music stops, I look up and I realize I am staring at my computer screen and the movie is over. Dazed I stand up turn the lights back on and pass out the video quiz. It takes the students 3 minutes to finish the easy 10 question think and so the class just talked the last two. I can't believe I keep having these day dreams!