Baby it's Cold Outside! (Levi x reader x Erwin Lemon oneshot)

Caught

You were more than grateful when your two best friends offered to let you live with them - they felt that they owed you, because you had gotten them together - the amount of lovebites and scratches were enough proof. In addition, to prevent from feeling like you were free loading off of Levi and Erwin you worked hard as a  (job/occupation) to pay rent -occasionally treating for dinner or making it- and purchasing groceries. Overall you living with Levi and Erwin is very pleasant.

However, Levi and Erwin-though it was almost entirely the short one- were constantly teasing you at the lack of an active social or sex life. As a matter of fact the steel-eyed Levi was chastising you right now with Erwin as a one-man audience.

"(Y/n), surely you're fed up with Erwin and I's constant rocking," said Levi while wriggling his eyebrows. "Now now Levi, if (Y/n) chooses to be abstinent that is perfectly okay - perhaps she just doesn't feel ready," interjected Erwin as he knitted his own signature eyebrows together- he was reading reviews on a yaoi anime that had apparently claimed about half of the Crunchyroll awards for 2016.

'Well Erwin, I'm damn well ready. It's just that no one apparently has figured out that I'm probably one of the most dirty-minded people alive - reading them smut fics and lemons everyday.'

Although, you just smiled and shrugged your shoulders, you always appreciated the fact that Erwin would reprimand the Fun-Sized French Man if he was going to go a bit too far. Levi then decided to join Erwin over at the table and read the Anime Awards magazine as well. You then went to the couch and turned on the television to check the weather for the upcoming three-day weekend.

"Welcome back to news at 11:00! Good evening everybody, let's start off with our new meteorologist, Eren Jaeger."

"Thanks Armin, well today and throughout the weekend there's going to be a lot of snow! All due to the temperature and moisture in the air. This will be going strong thanks to this large group of clouds over to the east. Our average high is going to be at freezing. That will be all for now, over to you Mikasa." Music then started to play as a commercial started to play. Having the information that you needed you proceeded to turn off the TV and head to your room.

You shivered before slinking into your room and slipping into a loose T-shirt and a comfortable pair of snug boy-shorts. No doubt as you left, a series of erotic noises echoed throughout the once-silent abode. Your room's walls-in your opinion- are a tad too thin to block the moans, groans, and other sounds made by Levi and Erwin. Looking over to your only auditory defense, other than your door and walls, it was your headphones - immediately, you rammed the auxiliary in the input into your laptop.

After about half an hour of surfing the internet, watching Youtube, listening to music, and of course reading your favorite lemons; your stomach grumbled as it now required a snack, you took off your headphones - ears extremely hot and sensitive as they were now re-exposed to the air. Taking precautions you stopped and listened for any sign of Levi and Erwin in the immediate area. 'Last thing I want is to walk in on them going at it and ruin their fun. Although I'd bet that they would get even more of a kick with an audience. . .'

There was not a sound in any of the rooms or the hallway for that matter and like a cat you made your way down to the kitchen. Knowing the layout like the back of your hands you gently grasped the handle of the freezer - opening it slowly to not create too much noise as you reached for an ice-cream sandwich. The glow from the freezer illuminated a small area and allowed you to see what you were doing as you unwrapped the frozen-treat. You licked your lips before biting the chocolate cookie and into the thick, creamy vanilla ice-cream- you couldn't help but let out a small moan at its wonderful taste.

Unfortunately -for you that is-, the artificial lighting only lasted for so long before having to reset it by re-opening and closing the door. Quickly you finished the rest of the frozen delight, then the sound of the freezer door being shut, the draft of cold air, and someone's hot hands on your waist. You froze as you tried to identify whose pair of hands were on your waist, "Oh (Y/n) what are you thinking?~ Baby it's cold outside and you're having ice-cream?"

'Erwin! What in the blazes are you doing?! What would Levi say?!'

You thought the above, but you had actually spoke those words out. You gasped as you felt a second pair of hands feeling up your legs. "Oh what I would say? Well (Y/n), Erwin and I are cold and the heater isn't working. So we'd like to heat things up with you."