The beginning
It was 7.30, on Sunday morning, like everyday, she came to jog at jogger's park, and I
was there to follow her. This has been my schedule for last 1 year. I love following her,
but just in the mornings and only while jogging. Its human behavior, you know? It's like
you can't sleep in the night without fan, we just get psychologically disturbed when we
don't do something that we have been doing on daily basis for a long period of time.
Whatever, so, It' been more than a year I have been following her (I told u that), and I
never felt like talking to her. Because I am not in love but I miss her presence, only while
jogging to be precise and only in the mornings to be more precise. Well, she has made
more than a thousand efforts to talk to me but you know girls, they will never start the
conversation. They'll use all the possible gestures and organs (except tongue) to provoke
you to talk to them but they'll never come and speak to you. Funny isn't it?
But exceptions are part of life, they say every day is not Sunday but some days are
Sundays. This was an exceptional Sunday, a miraculous Sunday. When something very
much unexpected, unbelievable happened, something that changed my life forever.
Well, I was sitting on the park bench drinking water smelling like a pig, just little away
from this girl's bench. And that's when she got up, earlier than usual, I watched my
watch and was a little surprised, to add shock to my surprise she started walking towards
me. I had always observed her from behind never saw or observed so closely from front.
She was very pretty, gorgeous face, luscious hair, white like Asian paint's Royal white,
and most righteous body a man could ever imagine, maybe I am exaggerating but that's
how felt at that moment.
"Hi" she said, this "Hi" melted in my mind like Cadbury melts on tongue, ohh!! God, that
sugary voice!!!! Please say "Hi" one more time", my mind said. I was trying to control
this weird feeling but couldn't.
"Once more!!! " I said dreamily and she gave the most expected reply.
"What?" She replied with exclamatory expression. Well, this exclamation was actually
needed to open my eyes; it dragged my ass from the world of dreams, and thrashed it on
the ground of reality.
"H h h h hi!!" I stammered.
"You know what? I have not seen a person as shameless and as useless as you." She said
laughingly. That's the best thing about women; they insult you, making you feel that they
are being nice to you.
"What did I do?" I said, it rhymed immediately to her question.
"What did you do? You have been following me for last so many months and you never
tried to speak to me or asked me out." C'mon you are useless or you are gay?" She again
laughingly insulted me.
