Caught by the enemy [Captain America Fanfic]

chapter 5: IM SCREWED

--------- one hour later------------
Sarah P.o.v.

I hate my life

You know what would be great, sitting on a beach sipping margaritas and bathing in the heat of the sun. Yep that would be the life.

But nope instead I'm stuck in a stupid room being beaten up by Thor. By the way his hammer hurts. A lot.

" LADY SARAH" I jolted out of my thoughts by the sound of thors loud booming voice echoing throughout the room, I looked at him dead in the eyes saying to him in a snarky tone " WHAT,? LADY THOR?" I then smiled at him innocently when I saw his eye twitch, he then did a war yell and came sprinting at me, and to be honest I almost peed my pants.

I then started to sprint away from him and his hammer of pain, it soon became a session of cat and dog, me being the cat and Thor being the angry fuming dog. After about ten minutes of us running he cornered me and just as he was about the hit me in the face his hammer fell to the ground and it went straight through the floor,I raised an eyebrow and looked to Thor, he just nodded to me and started laughing, I just stood there confused as to what's happening

, " um what's happening?" After saying so I let out a nervous laugh, Thor then suddenly went serious saying" you looked so scared, I find it funny when humans are hopeless and fearful, it is entertaining " he then started laughing again I then used my powers to punch him across the room , know one laughs at me, i then had a thought, I walked over to the hole in the floor to Thor's hammer while he was still knocked on his asgardain booty,

I then used my levitation powers to attempt to move the hammer for my convenience. After two or so try's the hammer started to move toward me and as I went to grab it I looked over to Thor, his eyes were wide and his mouth was nearly touching the ground, I smirked and I went to grab it but as soon as my fingers touched it, it fell to the ground creating yet another hole, Thor then started laughing and I just grumbled

" it was worth a shot" to myself. Thor then stood up and started to walk toward me still with a cocky smirk on his face, so I levitated the hammer out of its second hole and as Thor got close to the hammer and went to grab it I pulled it back and hit him with it, he went flying back and went through the wall and into the next room, I burst out laughing and dropped the hammer again making the third hole ' man tony is not gonna be happy, ' I then walked over to the hole that Thor created and climbed through to see Thor unconscious body on the ground ' shit, shit what am I gonna do, I knocked out Thor, I'm gonna die, they are gonna chuck me in a room and shoot me, Odin is gonna murder me, fuck I'm screwed '

I started freaking out, brushing my hands through my hair and pacing around the room with Thor still unconscious on the ground. I looked around for something to hep me get out of this floor because I can't leave without special access which only the avengers have and the avenger that I'm with kind of can't talk at this present moment,

I then remembered something, looking to the roof I said " Jarvis?" After a few seconds the AI system replied "how may I assist you miss Phoenix?" I thought about what to say then said" can you ask one of the avengers to come down here to assist me with something?" He replied instantly " of corse miss Phoenix" I let out a brief 'thanks Jarvis' before I started to pacing waiting for someone to get here and think how I am going to explain this

' I could be like, yea we were just messing around and I accidentally hit him with his hammer to hard and now he is unconscious,'no that sounds weird I could be like 'I was just defending myself and he went through the wall and is now on the floor and won't get up , no I sound like I'm stupid " I was interrupted from my mental fight by the sound of the elevator dinging and someone walking towards the door ' I'm gonna die '

I stopped pacing when the door opened to Clint Barton walking through, his gaze going to Thor then up to me then back to Thor and finally resting on me with a quirked eyebrow and a smirk on his lips, he then opened his mouth to ask something but I cut him off saying " it was an accident!" He nodded his head saying " do explain" I noticed that he was trying to hold down his laughter and keep his cool but he wasn't succeeding, I then started to explain " well, I started to levitate his hammer and when I touched it it dropped to the floor and he started laughing at me, when he started coming over to me I levitated the hammer again and when he went to grab it I hit him with it and he went through the wall and was knocked at me, I don't like it when people laugh at me"

after explaining bird man looked a bit taken aback but he soon burst out into laughter saying between laughs " that is hilarious,  you deserve a medal!" He then fell to the ground in laughter, I smirked but didn't let him see, after a few more seconds he got up off the ground wiping a tear from his eye from laughing so much, he then walked over to Thor and poked is face with his finger, he then turned to me and pointed to me saying

" you will never talk about what we have done today to anyone, OK?" I nodded in confusion, he smirked at me and pulled a vivid out of is suit and smirked, I smirked back at him, both of us having the same idea. I bent down next to Clint as he pulled the lid off the vivid and started to give him a mono brow, after doing so he gave me the pen and I drew a moustache on Thor's face, we both started laughing and we continued to draw on his face pacing the vivid back and forth between each other, by the time we were finished, we were both on the floor in laughter. Once we recovered Clint said toward me " ok now I need you to help me take him to his room " I nodded and grabbed his feet and Clint grabbed him under the shoulders be both let out a grunt, me saying " damn he's heavy!"

Clint just nodded to me as we started to carry Thor to the elevator. After getting into the elevator Clint asked Jarvis to take us to Thor's floor. I then had  a thought " hey Clint put Thor down" he raised an eyebrow but did as I said I then waited for the elevator to open, once it did I tried to levitated hour off the ground I knew it would work because I haven't taken off the bracelets that make it so I can use my powers for training, it worked and I guided Thor out of the elevator and Clint was ahead guiding me to Thor's room, once entering his room I plopped Thor on his bed and me and Clint started to making our way out of the room but before we got to the elevator Clint gasped and sprinted back into Thor's room, I just stood there confused but after a few seconds he came back out with his phone in his hand laughing, once we got in the elevator he showed me and I started laughing of the sight of Thor's face with vivid all over it, we then started to make out way up to the living room after the elevator stopped and me and Clint walked out still in laughter both of us completely oblivious to the three sets of eyes on us but I soon noticed,

I stopped laughing and nudged Clint he looked around and stopped laughing but we both still had smirks on our faces I looked at the people in the room seeing Alice whom I waved to and across from her was Natasha and when my eyes connected with the last pair of eyes my smirk dropped and I became serious and all humour had left me and I glared over at the star spangled prick whom was sitting in the corner glaring back at me still with his swollen broken nose, I heard Alice give out a fake cough, I looked over to her and she said with a voice full of sass " so what is so funny?" I walked over to her and plopped myself next to her saying" oh nothing, Clint just told me a funny joke, didn't ya Clint?" I looked over to him and he said " yes it was my best joke" Natasha then let an amused smirk break out on her face saying " then why don't you tell us it?" Clint let out a cheeky smile and said " well -------------------

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AN well guys here's chapter five sorry it's been awhile school has just been a bit full on, but I hope you enjoy this chapter, I found it quite fun writing this chapter, leave me a comment and tell me how you liked it ;)