Ways to Get Kicked out of Thunderclan(a warrior cat spoof)

Guitar Lessons

(My cat is in this)

Brambleclaw: *whining* "I wanna play the guitar!!"

***************POOF****************
Dust and sparkles swirl around and suddenly a cat emerges...

Bluetail: "Did someone say...'Guitar????'"

Brambleclaw: "YES!!! ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEMEMEMEMEMEMEM-"

Bluetail: "Okay, okay. THAT'S ENOUGH! Do you want to learn or not?" *pulls out a guitar that is way to big for her...*

Brambleclaw: *laughs his face off*

Bluetail: "Excuse me??!!! Do you want to learn or not!?"

Brambleclaw: *Stops laughing and puts on a serious face. Then he too pulls out a guitar that is very large*

Bluetail: "This is a C chord. *Demonstrates a horrible C chord*

Brambleclaw: *Copies*

Bluetail: *Demonstrates several other chords*

Brambleclaw: *Plays them....Horibbly*

Bluetail: "YOU'RE DOING GREAT!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!"

Firestar: "WHAT IS THIS!!?? IT'S MAKING MY EARS BLEED!!!"

Bluetail: "I'm teaching Brambleclaw how to play the guitar...."

Firestar: "Well, you both suck. GET OUT!!!!!!!!" *Kicks both if the cats out of Thunderclan*

Author's Note:
Why do I still do this..?