The CD Crybaby would become the legal currency.
Melanie Martinez would be considered the most fashionable person alive.
Saying you didn't like Queen Mel would be a crime punishable by death.
All food would be milk and cookies,cake,gingerbread men, and bittersweet chocolate.
If you didn't take baths with soap,you would be killed.
The county fair would only have one ride:Carousels.
All people with plastic surgery done would be called potato heads.
