Mockery

Escaping the hospital

Dean: WHATS UP MAH BOI!!! Where've you been!?

Peter: I was playing runescape.

Dean: What really? for 7 months straight? Your mum told me you went abroad.

Peter: Yeah cause the internet is better in this country.

Dean: Fuck man, should of told me...i have a level 87 acc with 97 Fletching.

Peter: I have an appointment at the hospital today, wanna come with me?

Dean: Nah fuck that, gotta feed my goat.

Peter: Oh don't worry about that. We had it for dinner last night.

Peter: Free food supply boys. Better than beef.

Dean: Wait...that explains why i didn't see my goat through the window...

Dean: Bro, what the hell, that goat was expensive. I had to sell my BMW for it and the insurance that came along. Was trying to breed a family.

Peter: anyway, my doctor told me that I need to bring one other person with me to the hospital. in case something goes wrong.

Dean: well what choice do i have now, you ate my goat. Guess i'll tag along.

Dean: Whats the surgery you're having today?

Peter: I'm getting circumcised.

Peter: Come get in my Ferrari f40, we'll get there in 10 minutes.

Dean: BROOOOOO? Circumcision at the age of 18? You're going to regret it. I'll drive that Ferrari f40 after the surgery since you wont be able to push the accelerate.

-Dean and Peter arrives at the hospital

Jane: Hello boys. Welcome to our hospital. Whoever comes in here doesn't leave alive.

Dean: Pete...You're fucked.

Jane: Hmm... I don't think you understand the situation here sir.. but since you walked in with him you won't be leaving here alive as well.

Dean: Could i fill out a form for circumcision as well? but could you do the process for me?

Jane: Sorry, but I don't circumcise small dicks.

Jane: Peter, your doctor is waiting for you at room 302B. Please proceed with your grandfather.

Peter: Umm... he's my friend...

Dean: Yo What The Fuck?

Dean: Hold on Pete, let me grab that baseball bat of yours

-PPWHHHHACKKKK-

Dean: If I'm not leaving here alive, you're coming with me.

Jane: You wanna fight me? I have a UFC heavyweight title.

Peter: How the fuck did you end up becoming a receptionist...?

Jane: My steroid effect wore out unfortunately..

Dean: With a bloody chin like that? are you sure you want to continue. I still have a couple of whacks i can give out

Jane: I won't tolerate any further violence!! Security! Please kick this man out!!.

Mike: You called?

Dean: SEEEE YA PETE! I GUESS IM OUTTA THIS HELL OF A PLACE~

Mike: No way boy. You're having some private business with me at room 102.