There is only one way to understand women that is only if you are a woman.
Long story short: You can't understand women
For example
A man was walking along the fuckin road and he found a fuckin lamp. He was fuckin happy so he rubbed the fuckin lamp. A Fuckin genie popped out of the you know what lamp and he said "Since i have been trapped here for one fucking million years you my bitchy sir are only getting one fucking wish so wish now asshole. The bitch thought for a minute and said i want a bridge from this fucking city (washington fuckin d.c) to hawaii and the genie said that is fucking impossible you dumb gayass bitch. so the guy thought for anothern fucking minute and he said i want to understand women because my fucking wife is hella confusing the genie looked at him for a whole hour and said for the fucking bridge do you want a two way trip or one way.
Moral of story: you cant understand women