Sneak Peak of: I (Love) Hate You

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Chapter 1- Well, you asked.......

I chuckled. "You are such a bullshit artist, Bruno." I laughed at my oldest friend, who although was very gay, could still send a girl drooling after they took one look at him.

"Well, Shelly, I think that after two weeks of her stalking me in gay bars, that she would figure out that I am gay, and most importantly not interested." I nodded, not being able to hold in my laughter. "Shelby Malia Ramone, this is not funny." Though even his serious face was hilarious.

"What's not funny?", an amused voice that I recognized as my Number-One-Bitch, Analissa, but I call her Liss. She was taking her place at our usual table, with her already-packed lunch in her hand, perfected by her new sushi chef. *Gagtastic*

I raised my hand, "Oh, can I tell her? Please, please?" I begged, but only because Bruno's version was short and boring (To me it was okay, but I'm a better story teller) and I knew Liss would get a kick out of my edited version. Bruno gestured at me with his hand, signaling for me to go on.

I moved my long-ish blond hair out of the way so I could face Liss, with my usual smirk on my face and I locked eyes with her. "Well,......" She prodded. I chuckled at her impatience.

"Kaya has been following Bruno for two weeks, because she is interested as to why he's the only guy not fascinated by her cooter. But personally, I think last night she showed up with and undergarments. Bruno admitted that through her dress there was no pantyline.Then, after she got thrown out for harrassing the bar patrons, she waited until Bruno left she could continue stalking him." I told the true story but added kinks to it. Bruno was glaring at me from the other side of the table, with an absentminded smile tugging at his lips. I smirked and picked up my straw to the peach mango smoothie I loved so much.

Liss held her hand to her mouth, almost unable to control the roar of laughter that was behind it."Yeah Lia, now I could see what you mean. Kaya is a type A stalker status creep-o." I rolled my eyes at the nickname.

Liss was the only person who created a nickname the referenced to my middle name. Bruno called me Shelly, she called me Lia, my family called me Shelia, which makes no sense to me, but I don't ask why because you know what they say, "Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.", and he calls me Shelbs.

Bruno stands up, "Well I'm glad you're laughing at my expense." he 'humphd' and he literally left the building.

I stopped laughing. "Shit, I almost feel bad now." I looked at Liss. She gave a hard laugh, clearly because Bruno had gone. "I don't." This however sent me back into a fit of giggles, almost to the point where I had not idea what we were even laughing at.

When we finally calmed down, we noticed how quiet the cafeteria had gotten. I looked around, confused when I landed on a familiar pair of green eyes and also ice blue? That Bastard. I could spot those eyes from a mile away. Damon Johnson.

THE Damon Johnson.

My twin brother Jeremy's distant best friend and my bitch/tormentor.

Every memory I've had that involves me being pissed, annoyed, or embarrassed from age 10 and under, involved him and my brother.

And now he's back.

How refreshing. (Note the sarcasm.)

I looked around the caf and noticed the curious looks on guy's faces, and the hungry looks from the female population. My look went from curious to disbelief. I locked eyes with Liss, who finally turned back around. She started to fake fan herself, "He is fudging hot!!"  she exclaimed with a grin on her face. Yeah, yeah he's hot. So what? He is still pure evil to me. His permanent smirk reassured me of that.