ROMANCE, GO!!

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After murdering my husband, I went over to my brother in law's house. Doritos. He was also a mute like Lays. "Oh, hello, Doritos," I said as he answered the door. He quickly shut it in my face. I jumped through the window and pinned him to the ground. "I need comfort..." I said. "Comfort food." I quickly tore the bag open and ate Doritos. He was good and cheesy, but not as salty as his brother.
Requiescat in pace!

DORITOS
January 31, 2017 - January 13, 2017

Another victim. Will another be claimed? Will the author ever realize she needs to make better life choices? Who knows.

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