----------------------------------------------Daryn: Dude, you where so drunk last light!
Cameron: Nu-uh. I drove us home last night!
Daryn: You cut my pineapple and kept on sayin 'COME OUT SPONGE BOB! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!
Cameron: -.-
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Zoey: C'mon man!
Mac: What?
Zoey: You flipping stole my phone, so I had to buy a new one and change my number.
Mac: Wait, who's this?
Zoey: ZOEY! D=< god
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Rayn: Callie! Guess what!
Callie: What?
Ryan: Guess.
Callie: 3 words, 10 letters?
Ryan: yup...
Callie: I've got food.
Ryan: Yes, know get your a** to my house!!!!
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Xavier: Alex...
Alex: Mystery boy.
Xavier: Your still calling me mystery boy? Wow -.-
Alex: Yup!
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Doug: Guess what, Colton.
Colton: what?
Doug: I'm friends with a monster, the size of my bed. Get along with the voices inside of my head!
Colton: WTF
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Evan: Hey cutie! ;)
Me: Hey babe! :D
Evan: I've got Gay in my house! D: Lacey! Please help!
Me: WHAT!!!!
Even: I MEAN AMGEL!!!!!!! IM SO SORRY!
Me: .-. I think Angel is gay too.
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Michael: :(
Cammy: What?
Michael: You...
Cammy: Me what???
Michael: You trough my chin-chillah across the room, and said "PIKA! I CHOOSE YOU!" and it killed him.
Cammy: H** DARE ME!!!!
Cammy: How*
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Fat b***h: Hey honey.
Me: Who's dis?
Fat b***h: Evan. No, your mother!
Me: Sorry, dad changed all my contacts... 0-0
Fat b***h: what did he change me too?
Me: Fat b***h
Fat b***h: It's so over with me and him...
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Kaitlyn: Lace!
Me:Ya?
Kirby: Great stella, i told you not to tell her yet!!!! it's not time!
Me: Not tell me what?
Kaitlyn: -groans- Lacey, Me and Kirby set a date up wyth ya and Ty...
Me: OMG!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! =D YOU JUST MADE MAH DAY!!!!!
Kirby: .-.
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Ty: Hey, sweetpea!
Me: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Ty!
Ty: You where so drunk last night!
Me: .-. What I do dis time???
Ty: You threw my parakeet across the room, and said 'KILL DEM PIGGIES!!!!!!'
Me: I'm so sorry... >.<
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Andy: Hey, hun.
Me : Ya?
Andy: What music do u like?
Me: Sleeping With Sirens!
Andy: I LOVE YOU! :D
Me: <3 I love u 2 hun!
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END OF BOOK 1
