Once apon a time therre was an indian that wore shoes. This indians name was Tina. Tina had a brother named Tom. One day Tom and Tina were walking in the middle of the street and they met this chick named Brittney! Brittney was a preppy and hyperactive girl who had a lot of shoes! anyways one day at school Brittney found a penny and Tina was jelous so Tina had Tim Steal the penny. Turns out Billy Bob, Brittneys boyfriend herd about this penny stealing and called Abraham Lincoln to solve the problem. Lincoln said "Four score and seven yers ago, I had a tall hat!" and then he fainted. and Brittney got a new penny, so they partied it up at Britneys house and everyone fell in the pool because they were all clutzes! The next day Billy Bob ran into a wall and Tim laughed. Then Tim started hitting on Birttney and Billy Bob went insane and ate a sandwich then burped superr loud and all of his spider monkeys came and attacked Tim and Tina started crying because she couldn't find Tim(he was in the shower). She finally found him 3 days later at school. And they all lived happily ever after, The End!
