There was a girl she ate my fish. I killed her. There was this guy, he ate my fish. I shot him. My mom didn't buy me fish. I stabbed her. My dad got me chicken. I shoved it inside his mouth.
One day, I woke up wanting fish. But out of the blue king chicken came. He said to me...."Captain Uchiha! why do you eat fish? " I responded in a manner such fierce and gruesome "fuck you I have my fish". King Chicken took the fish and ate it with no mercy. This enraged me.
I summoned a horde of flying cows and summoned ultraman. I grabbed my belt and shouted "BERTUKAR". I have transformed into a power ranger. King Chicken grinned slightly and said to me "so it is you chosen one" and then I'd smile and say "this is the end, King Chicken". I'd weave handsigns here and made a Chidori piercing through his flesh. I smelled the kfc cooking. I thought it was over
I thought wrong. King Chicken had emerged from then grown. I attacked his clone. The clone turned into crows blinding my sight. King chicken took advantage and rasengganed my stomache. I now had a big hole in my stomache.
"is this the end?" I thought.
WHAT HAPPENS TO CAPTAIN UCHIHA? FIND OUT IN THE SEQUEL "WHEN THE CHICKEN CLUCKS" NEXT WEEK!
