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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be in me swamp. Its Trumps are too small to get its fat little body over the wall. The bee, of course, enters anyways. Because Barry doesn't care what Shrek thinks is impossible.
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{PROLOGUE}
"B-barry?"
"Yes?" Barry continued to cook brunch.
"Could you, uh, please add, erm, extra whipped cream on my waffle?" Shrek blushed and hid his face inside of his pajamas that he neglected to change, even though it was still 11 am.
Barry held up the can of whipped cream, "Say the magic word,"
Shrek took some time to think, "uh,,, I know! It's kachow-" He stopped himself, "No, wait its, erm, I got this, its-"
"I think the word Mr. Barry is looking for is, please," At the entrance of the kitchen, stood Mr. President Donald J. Trump. His light blonde hair was still messy and his voice coarse from last nights.
"Oh, yes!" with eyes lit Shrek squealed, "Can I have lots of whipped cream, please?!"
A snicker escaped through Barry's smirk, "Oh, you silly boy, here," Shrek licked his lips as the whipped cream sprayed onto the waffles, "Don't forget to thank Mr. Trump for his help."
"Mm- hank woo Mis- mm- misher Wump," spoonfuls of cream lapped into Shrek's mouth.
Trump sat down next to Shrek at the table, "Don't talk with our mouth full, hun."
"Saw-wee," gulp, "Sorry!"
Barry wrapped his small bee arms around Trump, "So much we have to teach him, huh?"
Shrek pushed aside the fact that they talked about him like he wasn't even there. He still couldn't believe that he was taken in by these beautiful men. It never crossed his mind that he could be in this situation. Just 3 days ago, he was still a regular dirty ogre.
{Chapter 1: Meant 2 Bee}
Oooh, Baby! Who will win, Are You Smarter Than A Fairy Tale Creature, starring me, Donkey. First off we Have Lord Farquaad vs. these 5 very magical creatures-
The t.v. softly played filling the void while Shrek blankly stared at a picture in his hands. It was of a person who was once his friend, Donkey the Donkey. Since he had left him to be a big star in California, Shrek felt so low and empty; he could barely function.
He thought to himself, how he could let someone like Donkey escape from his life? Everyone thought that he and Fiona were the ones who kept the family together, yet it was donkey. He gave Shrek life by constantly nagging him about eating waffles and singing songs.
Shrek's inability to respond to anyone, resulted in Fiona leaving and taking the kids. He had lost everything and everyone. Once surrounded by loving friends and family, and now he had nothing but his swamp.
HEY YOU! YES YOU! ARE YOU FEELING DOWN? IN THE DUMPS? HAS EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED ABANDONED YOU?
Shrek's eyes flashed to the, now, bright screen.
WELL WE HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU! TUNE IN TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL 'SAVETHEWALLS' WITH THE AMOUNT THE HIGH QUALITY CONTENT WE HAVE, YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU'RE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP! DON'T DELAY WE HAVE NEW VIDEOS EVERY MONDAY AND FRIDAY"
Who were these guys?
Shrek took out his laptop and started to look at pictures. They had an ad on T.V., they must be big.
Hmm.
SEARCH RESULTS:
SAVETHEWALLS
Vloggers/Video Artists
Youtubers Barry Benson and Donald Trump first made their debut in 2012. Their viral video, 'I I WAS NEARLY KILLED BY HONEY?!?!? (NOT CLICK BAIT)' brought their channel fame. Having 230 billion subscribers, they are the number one creators on YouTube, passing Pewdieskee, (Felix Goofenhiemer) in 2015.
Shrek decided to give it them a chance. He clicked their most recent video.
A warm tingle traveled through Shrek's blood as soon as he saw them. He couldn't resist biting his lip when he saw the slick hair of Barry. His vibrant, yellow fuzz matched Donald's tangerine skin perfectly. Barry wore a leather jacket and sunglasses on his small bee head, bringing out the bad boy in him.
Shrek couldn't help but notice the chemistry between them. He could tell when they looked into each others eyes.
Soon enough, Shrek watched all of their videos in one sitting. Day and night he ritually watched and memorized their videos. Commenting and liking each video in hope of getting their attention.
Shrek's life has turned around since then. He started to exercise, eat healthy, and most importantly, he started feeling good again. They gave him a feeling of feeling loved. Even though they weren't there physically, he felt like very video was made for him. He would often have fantasies of spending days with the legends or even bumping into them on the street.
One day, while sitting in his room, which was covered in SAVETHEWALL merch, Shrek was re watching another video, "Deporting Immigrants Challenge!! ft. Shane Dawesome"
"Hah," Shrek clutched onto his body pillow of trump, "when will this never be funny-"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
No one ever comes to visit, considering there is a "GO AWAY" sign on every tree surrounding his home.
KNOCK KNOK
Shrek started to get annoyed, could they not read? Shrek decided to stay put. Maybe they would leave if he didn't respond.
KNOOOOOOCK
"Woo-hoo? Anyone home?"
Finally ready to maul whomever was disturbing his time with Barry, Shrek ran to the door and bellowed,
"GET OUT OF ME SWAMP. IF YER DERN GIT OUT OF HERE IM GOIN' TO-"
Wha-What?!
Standing in front of him were Barry Benson and Donald Trump. The Barry B. Benson and President Donald Trump. The two hunks he has been gauging over for the past months.
Trump coward behind Barry in fear. Barry, nevertheless, stood bravely rubbing Trump's back.
"Hey, You're Shrek right?" Barry stood Trump back up, "Heh, why am I asking?! Of course its you, Mr. 'ScaryOgre204'"
Shrek's jaw dropped open. His knees felt like jelly.
"I-I, uh sSh-shre-" He felt like he was under a spell, "me is, i am-,,,"
"Hah, look he's nervous, babe." Barry nudged Donald and pushed his antennas back, "Hey, its okay we don't bite, plus its okay if you don't talk, you look pretty anyways. Care if we come in?"
Barry pushed his sunglasses off of his face and onto his head.
Shrek couldn't believe that Barry said that, especially to him! For once in his life he didn't live up to the ogre stereotype of a scary beast.
"Uh, sure, erm okay, I uh- just-" This was the best that Shrek could get out.
"He's such a yandere," Barry pushed past Shrek and through the door.
~FIN~
