It was a cold night and Shrek could feel his nipples harden, whenever he was cold he would usually hug his donkey but unfortunately that never worked out. It was late and he had nothing else to do besides rub himself inappropriately aka spank his big green monkey, he slowly begins to take off his big brown belt when suddenly he hears someone hit his big dirty sign out in his swamp that says "Welcome to Swampland now get out" he glares out his dusty window and says "wHO DARES TO ENTER MY SWAMP"
He stomps outside completely unaware that he forgot to put his belt back on and as he approaches the intruder his pants fell to the ground, he hears a quiet voice that's says "Hello Shrek, my name is Johnny and I'm your biggest fan" Shrek was about to rip little Johnny apart until he noticed that he was looking at his big green tractor with a grin spread across his face. Shrek looked at Johnny, eyes filled with lust, he grabs Johnny by the ears and dragged him into his mud shower that's located in the middle of his swamp.
"hEY JOHNNY WELCOME TO MY SWAMP LITTLE ONE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED WITH YOUR STAY NOW BITE ON THIS AND BEND OVER AND GET READY FOR MY EVER SO MIGHTY WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION"
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Fifty Shades Of Shrek😫❎💦💚
RandomIt was lonely in Shrek's swamp until his biggest fan came knocking on his door and wanted to take a ride on his big mighty green rocket
