Look at the picture above.
What do you see?
Think about it.
Ill give you some time.
1 mississippi...
2 mississippi...
3 mississippi...
4 mississippi...
5 mississippi...
okay.
Do you have it now?
say it out loud.
It's okay, no one will judge you.
Did you say it?
Say it a little louder...
hmmm.
One more time, closer now. My ears have a little mayo in them.
Did you say it?
...
YES! A carrot!
(if you didnt say it, you deserve to be locked in a room where the only thing you can do is eat soggy bread)
Well, at first you would think it's a carrot...
It sure does look like one, but look closer.
Yes, don't be afraid now, child.
Dig into it; get your hands dirty.
Do you see it now?
Ah, yes, it is not a carrot it, it's more than that.
Guess what it is,,,,
ArG Never mind! I'll just tell you!
It is not merely just a carrot, it is a result of a beautiful act of nature.
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Once there was an orange, yes, an orange. Lets call this orange... Cathy. Good enough, yes? Okay, so Cathy was an orange just hanging out on a tree, or wherever oranges are born.
"Oooh, I'm Cathy the Orange just hanging out on a tree!"
Oh! Hi, Cathy! There's Cathy. You can't see her, but shes there.
Cathy is currently in a dilemma. Oh dear!
"I am Cathy the Orange hanging on a tree and having a dilemma!"
What may that dilemma be? Let's listen in on what Cathy has to say... (lean in closer if you can't hear her yet.)
"I have to get married to Paul, another orange."
