Crazy School Experience (True Story)

Form 1

It all started with a boy who named Dan had a diarrhoea, head ache , belly pain during common entrance he was so nervous he had a lot of sickness he only got to write paper 2 of mathematics that was the day to write mathematics whole day and had to go the hospital that maked him fail and ended up getting 466 marks and got Charlestown Secondary. The first day of going to secondary school he had a lot of friends there names was imran,ion,sachin ,navin,lakeram,and others.
First day of school a boy was dissing me about my mother around a crowd everyone laughed so i diss him back. He said "me and your mother went in Sharon's fair man drink Guinness girl drink beer i bugger your mother until her panty tear and all i see is her two grey hair".so i diss him back "Everybody think Pluto extinct but when i go down in your mother hole there it was Pluto" everybody started laughing and he was getting vex so he hooked a punch to my face and i blocked it countering it with a upper punch to his face and he started bleeding blood so i ran as well as the crowd.
Ten mins later i got nervous so i tell my friends to help me and we all threw him in the trench. Same time he wakes up and and forgotten everything that happen all he remembered he is in the trench. The school had investigation which i was in the principal office talking share lies because the crowd and my friend all said " I ain't hear,see,touch anything ", so i was in the sauce. I talked share lie i had to said" it was reflexes and he was near the drain and i didn't get to pick him up because there was a man running me down to bugger me,the man and a cutlass and was saying bugger ,bugger ,bugger so i ran" so the teacher and principal take that because I'm always innocent and that the teacher said that there is a actually man that like to bigger across the street.
Couple days later i got to cope with my friend and got some nice girls to talk to. I ended up with the most friends in the school i was respected and a lot of promotion i got. I became popular. I became the best disser in school me and my friend diss a lot of boys and then we become better yet friends.
"Children we will have a test tomorrow",the teacher said. As my friends was no match for my intelligent they all copy and cheated that day that is when business started.
The first test was an oral test which was shocking English literature. The teacher said make up a poem about your balls i said "what yuh bad" miss said that's the only way u will learn so every even the girls had to talk about there man balls because they don't have. Everyone scored around 17-19 out of 25 about the poem balls it was my turn i was nervous but my crush and others motivated me so hear it was " I was walking down the hall just scratching my balls my balls got stuck by the elevator wall i scream and scream until my balls turn green i had to go to the doctor to get a new machine when i die bury me hang my balls by the cherry tree when i ripe take a bite don't get pregnant overnight ". Everybody jumped out of their seat and and clapped and said "oooooohhhhhhhooooo" i was like i didn't even try. The teacher give me 25/25 i felt proud because i had full marks and my crushed smiled at me back and then there it was a written test.

When the test was finished my crush walk to me and smiled and gave me her number i was like wow this is really nice. She was like why i always licked my lip i said the truth" its always dry and when i don't it just make me fell big because i always fell my moustache". And she was like i taught it was a sign that you're nervous talking to a girl you like. I said "if it was like that wow you know how much think i like them.
As the days passes there was a lot of hustling, dissing ,use of indecent language,fighting and others.
There were a day when we always walked home together and we always heard scream next door to Charlestown. It was the bugga man he loved to bugga a day he was calling a little girl for banana,banana come if you want it the girl enter and then you'll start hearing screams. My friends and all said after Free ness is penis and there it was the girl bleed through her pubic region we started being nosy "Bob's your uncle" the seed is being planted in her pubic region/pus*y or it's f**ked . wow who would imaging he is true the man ran me and my friend with a cutlass saying the same thing that i was telling to the teacher "bugger,bugger,bugger it will enter your bati the man said i started running and plus crying holding down my Bati . this was the fastest i have ever ran i think i beat usain bolt record and me and my friend ran so far from big market to the fisheries near banks. Wow we lost him and from then i started reading the bible. Where is the fun not breaking the rules.
Life was so fun within the term but no this is the end of the term. A next great day my crush asked me to help her study by her i was like what that early she was like no shit don't think negative you'll be very i was like yeah for true
As i study with her i never ever forget the words she said i was feeling so good i did well in the end of term examination.
I and my parent became so happy when i top the whole form 1 in the first term and my crush got 2nd. That is life but live it with no regrets.

I you enjoy it story so far give a vote please also like it it may contain some grammatical error. For this book cover i stole it because I'm not able to make one. Soon i update term two for form one thanks NB xantos rome is my call name.