Goofy's Trial

Third person P.O.V

Joe Rosenburg, the judge, and Goofy are all in this very neat court. Pretty much that average court. Everything was just light brown wood and some blue cushions for the seats behind the lawyer aka Joe Rosenburg. Joe Rosenburg walks to his table, dark brown case in his hand and puts on the table as the judge who is sitting behind the bench looks at every move he makes. Joe finally sits down as Goofy just makes weird noises. Joe motion for him to sit down.
"Will the suspect please take the stand? Mr.Goofy, is it?" The judge asked Goofy as he went to go sit in the suspect stand on the other side of the judge. "A hyuh, huh!" Goofy yelled sitting in his seat. "Mr. Goofy, you are here today being charged with mass homicide--" the judge got cut off. "A-yuh!" Goofy yelled nodding his head. "And your lawyer is here, present? Am I correct?" The judge asked. "Yes, I'm his lawyer, Joe Rosenburg, I'll be representing him here today in court." Joe said as the judge turned to him.
"Now from what I see here there is strong evidence supporting the mass shooting, it looks like here, you were caught in broad daylight on CCTV (of course) holding an AR-7." The judge said looking at his paper in front of him. "Eyup!" Goofy confessed. "So you're admitting that the man in the footage is you, correct?" The judge asked Goofy reassuring himself. "Huh huh, yuh!" Goofy confessed. "So you do admit that this very same footage, right here, from the very same CCTV of you massacring a public Elementary School is you as well?" The judge reassuring himself again. The judge was shocked because usually suspects don't confess anything, all they do is make up another story or they try to be the lawyer instead making up excuses.
"A-hyuh hyuh hyuh gorsh!" Goofy nodded. "Is that a yes?" The judge asked. "A-hyuh hyuh!" Goofy nodded again. "Can I get a yes, Mr.Goofy?" The judge demanded. All of a sudden Joe stands up. "I object, my client as done nothing wrong." He defended. "He killed 27 children and crippled 5!" The judge told Joe giving him a 'duh' face. "He's clinically insane, Your Honor he's crazy!" Joe defended again. He was hoping that would work and hopefully that he would go to a mental hospital than jail. Goofy started laughing. Odd. "Mr.Goofy, this is not a laughing matter." The judge told Goofy with a stern look.
"I told you, he's insane. His wife miscarried." Joe said with his best excuse he can come up with. "Mr.Goofy, what do you have to say for yourself?" The judge turned to Goofy. "A-hyuh hyuh guilty!" Goofy said with a demented look on his face chuckling a bit. "Your Honor, my client would like to plead Insanity." Joe said raising his hand to get the judge's attention. "A-hyuh hyuh Nope!" Goofy said flipping Joe off. "Wait-wait hold on, Mr.Goofy you are saying that you were conscious?"The judge turned to Goofy. "Hyuh!" Goofy nodded. "You were conscious and aware of your actions, is that correct?" The judge shocked and reassuring him self again. "Hah hah, eyup!" Goofy nodded a bit violently. "Goofy! Goofy what are you, what the fuck are you doing?" Joe asked Goofy with a pissed face. "Hyuh hyuh, gorsh I did it!" Goofy looking both at the judge and Joe. "Mr.Rosenburg, looks like your client has decided to come clean..." The judge fake smiled at Joe.
"Holy fucking shit. Your Honor, I would like to call for a recess. I would like to talk to my client in private." Joe said still pissed. The judge sighs. "Fine. You have 5 minutes." The judge said. "Thank you, Your Honor." Joe said. "You have five minutes." The Judge repeated. "Thank you, Your Honor." Joe said again looking at Goofy motioning him to come to Joe. "Goofy, Goofy ft the fuck over here!" Joe ordered. Goofy slowly is walking up to Joe. "E-Hyuh hyah hah I did it!" Goofy yelled. "Goofy, come here, Goofy Goofy, come here, listen to me." Joe said motioning for Goofy to come towards Joe. Goofy obeyed and they were face to face. "Alright, Goofy, Goofy, you're on thin ice right now. You're on thin ice buddy, come on. Shape up." Joe said to Goofy putting his hand on his shoulder. "I did it!" Goofy yelled. "Yeah, yeah I know you did it, yeah, we all know you fuckin' did it, okay? But we can get you off! We can get you off." Joe whispered.
"E-hyah I'm a murderer!" Goofy yelled again. Joe placed his hand on his face shaking his head thinking you fucking dumbass! "We all know you're guilty. Look, Goofy, I'm Mickey's best lawyer, okay? He wanted me on this case because he cares about you." Joe said hoping that would help because we all know that Mickey is gay. Especially gay for Goofy. (Reference to Gay Mickey).
"I'll fuckin' do it again!" Goofy yelled. Fuck. Joe thought.

"Okay, Goofy, do you want to go to jail?"
"Nope!"
"Do you want to go to a psychiatric ward?"
"Nope!"
"No? Then you say that you're not guilty. You didn't do it."
"But I did!"
"Yeah, I know you fuckin' did it but just say that you didn't!"
"A-hyuh hyuh g-gorsh!"
"Okay Goofy, you gotta take this seriously. You killed 27 children, okay and we all know that, we all know that but I can get you out of this! Do you know how much money Mickey put on the line for this? Do you know how much money he's paying? He's doing this just for you, because he cares about you! If not for me, do this for Mickey!" Joe said almost yelling. "Mmokay." Goofy nodded. "I don't care about losing the case, just do it for Mickey!" Joe said waving his arms around. "Hah hah okay!" Goofy yelled. Joe lost it. "Goofy!!!" Joe yelled. "Hah hah, MURDER!" Goofy yelled again. "Goofy, shut the fuck up! Why?" Joe dug his face in his palms face tomato red of anger. "The demons told me to!" Goofy yelled again. He was laughing but a demented laugh. "Goofy, fuck! Shut the fuck up! Goofy!" Joe yelled at Goofy waving his arms around. "Guilty." The judge said. "Dying children!" Goofy yelled.

Cast?
The judge:Filthy Frank aka Joji

Lawyer:Joji

Goofy:Joji? Frank? Any of his characters...