Songs I know

"From God's Perspective" Bo Burnham

Again, very offensive song. Especially towards Christian people.
You've been warned.
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The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence
To be a fucking creep
You're not going to Heaven
Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you
None of you are going to Heaven
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

You shouldn't abstain from rape just cause you think that I want you to
You shouldn't rape cause rape is a fucked up thing to do
Pretty obvious, just don't fucking rape people
Didn't think I had to write that one down for you.

I don't think masturbation is obscene
It's absolutely natural
And the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen.
You make my job a living Hell

I sent gets to fix overpopulation
Boy did that go well

You're not going to Heaven
Eat a thousand crackers, song a million hymns
None of you are going to Heaven
You're not my children
You're a bad game of Sims

You shouldn't abstain from pork
Just cause you think that I want you to
You can eat pork cause
Why the fuck would I give a shit?
I created the universe
You think I'm drawing the line at the fucking deli isle?

You argue and you bicker and you fight
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus
Arthur day and night
Once what they think is true
But no one entertains the thought that maybe good does not believe in you

You pray so badly for Heaven
Knowing any day might be the day that you die
But maybe life on Earth could be Heaven
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try

My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
And when you earn it, you won't need it
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn and when you earn it you won't need it

I'm not gonna give you love just cause I know that you want me to
If you want love then
The love has got to come from you.