Bunny Biker Babe

chapter one

The lizard boy walked through town when he almost got squished. That's the problem with this town; there are mostly larger animals, so everything is huge to the smaller animals. Ryan scratched his scaly stubble as he walked into the large mall. Damn, it's insane in here. He thought as he turned down his hearing aids. Ryan was born with a disability in his ears that forced him to have to wear hearing aids for the rest of his life. It was annoying at some points, but at others, it was a life saver. He could control how loud a room was, he could turn them off and not have to listen to annoying people talk, there was one downside though; people treated him differently. They treated him as if he were mentally challenged, which he's not. He ran his claws through his red hair as he thought about how frustrating other animals could be. What made it even worse was the fact that Ryan was a bearded dragon. People would constantly tease him about being 'the weakest dragon alive' and honestly, he was done with it. "Babe, come on, don't be like that." he heard a male voice say somewhere behind him. He turned around to see a hyena talking to a bunny just taller than Ryan. "First off, I'm not your babe. Second, I don't date people who are cocky." the bunny responded. She crossed her arms and walked off, but the hyena followed. "Come on, I know you want this." he gestured to his pants. The bunny stopped, turned around, and stared at the hyena. It was slightly funny because here was this hyena getting stared down by a bunny that barely reached his stomach, but the humor left when she punched him in a place no man should ever be punched. Just the sound of the hyena's yelp was enough to make Ryan's crotch hurt. Ryan watched as the bunny walked out of the mall. He blinked. That was possibly the most drama he had seen at the mall in a long time. He shrugged it off and walked past the hyena. "Shouldn't have done that dude," Ryan mumbled as he walked past. First, he walked into the pharmaceutical area of the mall and found everything he needed. Scar cream, check. Hormones, check. Medicinal herbs, check. Ryan was in the process of transitioning from female to male and had just had the surgery done on his chest. He gingerly touched the stitches on his chest. "Owww. I probably need pain relieving cream too..." he thought out loud. After checking out, he ran to the candy store within the mall and grabbed several candied crickets and spider-pops. "Are you really gonna eat all of these?" the goat at the register asked. Ryan nodded and paid for the candy. He calmly walked out of the mall and to the spot he had parked his motorcycle. He was surprised to see that there was a bunny looking at his bike. "Um, can I help you?" he said as he scratched his stubble. The bunny turned around and he noticed it was the same bunny from earlier. "Is this yours?" she asked. Ryan nodded. Now that he was really looking at the girl, he noticed that she had lip piercings, a small tattoo of a star below her left eye, and a wicked bird sleeve tattoo on her right arm. "Do you race with it?" she asked him. "yeah, sometimes," he replied. She stuck out her arm to give him a slip of paper. "Next time you're lookin' to race, hit me up." she smiled. "My name's billy, by the way."

"Nice to meet you, billy. I'm Ryan. Do you dirt bike?" she shook her head. "I love to watch it though." Ryan informed her that he loved to dirt bike and billy asked if he would let her know when his next tournament was. "Sure!" Ryan smiled as billy waved and walked off. Yeah! Got me a woman's number! He stuffed the scrap of paper in his pocket and lifted up the seat on his bike so he could put his groceries in. he strapped on his helmet, straddled the motorcycle, and sped off towards his house.