The Jesus Fic

Jesus Fic (Rydon) P!ATD

There he is, Ryan, a small cute boy with eyes as brown as chocolate. My mind screams, "I want him!" but I only just met him. We met on Grindr. I just couldn't resist the puppy dog eyes and the gentle lips I could imagine pressing mine against. I've never felt a connection so strong with someone I just met.

We are about to meet each other for the first time at Buffalo Wild Wings, my favorite restaurant, to get some Asian Zing Wings and a couple beers.

We mainly talked about music. I enjoy his presence. He tells me how cute I look and tells me about the similar connection he feels with me. I sense something strange. Anyway, I tell him we should fore"head" to my house. He agrees with a smile. We watch Community on Netflix and eat the leftover wings. I pour two glasses of wine as we talk about religion. I ask, "What do you think about god?" He replies, "I've always felt weird when someone mentions him, sorta like when someone talks about a family member to you without knowing they are related to you!" I respond, "That's almost exactly how I feel the only difference is that I feel like something is missing!" We continue the speech until the episode ends, the awkward silence between episodes is killing me because I don't know how this night is going to end!

At that moment he leaned over and placed a soft kiss upon my lips tilting my head down so I can see his face. He says, "One thing I know is that I want you more than anything in the entire world and I only just met you!" He kisses me again and I kiss him back stronger. The touch of our lips makes me want him even more. I feel like we're one for a moment and I'm just floating on the sea and he's here to rescue me with a life preserver that's big enough for both of us to fit in. I think to myself, "What's the most fun thing I can do without taking my clothes off?" lying, of course, but fuck it I'll take off my jacket and see where this goes. Afterwards, we exchange turns of taking off each other's clothes. He takes my shirt off first, proceeded by me unbuttoning his shirt. In the process we kiss, guiding our hands up and down each other's backs to get the clothes off, like we're blind, feeling our way through a hallway.

We're both in boxers and socks, I take my sock off and give it to him. I say, "If I give you one sock and you give me one sock our feet will be connected." Honestly, it's just a way to get one of his fuzzy socks from Target. We end up taking all of our socks off.

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I place my hand on his bulge and feel it get tense. I pull off his boxers and put my hand on his already stiff cock. Up and down, up and down my hand traces his shaft. He moans with pleasure, as I take off my boxers. I continue to jerk him. I turn him around, exposing his asshole. I immediately intrude the hole with my dick and go in and out of his small body. He says, "harder, faster!" I can't believe he can take it, I follow his procedures.

I feel pleasure start to course through my body from my hips to my tip. Ryan and I simultaneously yell, "I'm going to cum!"

Then I feel it, dripping out into his small hole and I feel it dripping out onto my hand. We both ejaculated at the same time, what a coincidence. At that moment I left my body; I look over to see Ryan gazing forward, as I turn my head I see an enormous man with a brown beard and beige colored robes. He greets me with a smile. He says, "you are two parts to a whole. A connection that can't be explained, only felt. You are the new Jesus and will become the new leader of an era, an era where anything is possible. Even for two men to create a baby together." Ryan and I both stare at him with a confused glare. We shout at the same time, "wait, we're having a child?" The man, presumably god, says, "Yes!"

We enter our bodies after his speech is over, an experience I will never forget. I know Ryan will be carrying the baby and I ask him if he's prepared. He'll be the gay Harry, Gary, Larry, or Barry. He nods with a grin. I ask, "Are we supposed to get married?" Ryan again nods with that goddamn grin.

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