On a warm summers eve in Eggypitaly, a young fetching lass was meandering about the street corners. She seemed despondent and out of touch with herself, the recent passing of her father would do that to her. She wandered aimlessly as the clock passed her by like her dad bc he's dead and stuff. Then she heard a voice, it was kind, sweet, familiar, sounded like soap kind of , if soap could sound I guess, this analogy got away from me. But out do the darkness came the hottest man she had ever seen. It was a mysterious boy, dress in leather and chains and oh god I'm gushin just thinking bout em. Real country boy ya know, fat lip o dip ya kno. Anyway she was approached by old long tan and handsome, and he asked her, "Henlo what is yuoor namerooney?" Voice like an angel wrapped in satin, "I'm Trish" the dadless girl stated. He chuckled slightly, or was hacking up a lung honestly you can't tell with this guy, "Cute name, for a cute girl" Swish blushed and blood was actually pouring for, her face it was weird. So,after so,emsmall,talk he introduced himself, "Im jouta, son of famous marine biologist Jotaro Kujo". Trish was awestruck, mainly bc she was blinded by his pecks DEAR GOD THIS MAN WAS SO HOT. Anyway jouta grabbed Trish's arm and whispered, "Fuk?" Trish was elated, "U want sum fuk?" He said cock harder than a Tomogathcii. So he walked Trish back to his place, and he asked her to wait for him to slip into a more comfortable outfit. After a few minutes, Trish started fantasizing about his G O D L Y T H I G H S, and he said he was ready, he walked out in a bulge revealing egg cosntume, and Trish went full niagra..,.UP TOP. , so they got down to business like they were defeating the Huns, but they were really beating joutas semen demon... End of act 1.
No hate, only constructive criticism only okeez
