I'm a mother fucking cat!! (Alan Ashby)

Intro

Well where do I start my names Silent I live in Portland OR United States, I work for Rise Records (yeah I know best mother fucking job in the world), my boyfriend is Ben Bruce, yes we met at work, I'm loving my life at the moment to be honest, anyway back to present.

I was waiting in the studio for a band who's name I can't remember, I've mainly been working with Asking but my manager said I need to vary, so here I am waiting in the studio for this band.

"Umm hello? Are you umm Silent?" I heard a small voice speak I looked up to see a bright ginger big brown eyes and around 22 year old man stood in front of me, boy he's fucking hooot! shh Silent you have Ben! I heard my inner conscious speak,

"Ummm yeah that's me" I replied sheepishly, a massive smile spread across his face and he stuck his hand out for me to shake,

"We've heard a lot about you from your boss he recommend you too us" I shook his hand,

"Us?"

"Of Mice & Men?" he sort of asked,

"Oh yes yes sorry I haven't been told much about you guys he just said this morning that I was working with you" I said smiling,

"Oh well I'm Alan, the others will be here any second" he brought me into a hug,

"Man! really Alan! we didn't even get a chance to hit on the new girl and you've already got her!" I heard a deep voice from behind me,

"Umm- no- it's- not- what- it- looks- like-" I stuttered,

"Girl calm I was joking" a very tall man spoke looking older than Alan, "I'm Austin the screamer as I like to call it, and seriously I was joking you see Alan here always gets the ladies" he smiled at me,

"Oh well he won't be getting me I'm property of Mr Bruce" I laughed,

"Ohhh are you now?" he replied,

"Oh hunny don't you worry about Ben, Alan's taken property off the lord all mighty Danny Worsnop before" I heard another man speak, "Valentino but people call me Tino" he spoke again,

"Ohhh so you're the 'dirty whore snatching ginger' Danny very often speaks about" I said remembering Danny talking about Alan before,

"Yes that would be me" Alan replied chuckling to himself obviously remembering Danny,

"Hello Silent I'm very sorry about them" another man came up to me and brought me into a hug,

"So you must be Aaron my boss said you'd be nice to me" I said pulling away from the hug,

"Haha yes that's me" I saw another man sat on the sofa who hadn't said a word the whole time, I sat next to him,

"You must me Phil" I said,

"How did you know?" he said still looking at his hands,

"Process of illumination, is everything ok?" I said sounding worried,

"Just found out my girlfriend well ex now was cheating on me" I brought him into a hug,

"Well she's a dumb whore she's obviously doesn't know what she missing out on" I said winking at him and pulling him up from the sofa, "LETS MAKE SOME MOTHER FUCKING MUSIC!" I shouted, I got of chorus of FUCK YES's, and we started recording.