The Operator: Are you, uh, a real Proxy?
Brian: Well, uh, technically... nah.
The Operator: Have you ever caught a victim, like, uh, like a real victim?
Tim: Nah.
The Operator: Have you ever tried a disguise?
Me: Nah, nah...
The Operator: Alright! I can see that I will have to teach how to be Proxies!
Alex: *sighs, plays trombone*
Everyone: Hey! We are Proxies!
Alex: I hate my job.... *keeps playing*
Everyone: Hey! We are Proxies!
The Operator: Now listen closely!
Everyone: *silent*
The Operator: Here's a little lesson in hunting!
Alex: But I already practiced shooting...
The Operator: If you wanna be a Proxy number one! You have to chase a victim on the run!
Jay: *runs by with camera*
The Operator: Go! Go! Go!
Everyone: *runs after him*
The Operator: *teleports behind tree* Just follow my moves, and sneak around! Be careful not to make a sound!
Brian: *picks up wrench, accidentally drops it*
The Operator: *takes it* No, no, don't touch that!
Alex: *continues to play*
Tim: *tries to tackle Jay, misses*
Everyone: We are Proxies!
Brian: *tries to hit him with wrench*
Jay: *screams and ducks, runs other way*
Everyone: We are Proxies!
Alex: *tries to shoot him with bullets* *misses each bullet*
Everyone: We are Proxies!
The Operator: Hahahaaa! Look at this cheesecake, that I just made! When I say go, be ready to make a trap, go!
Tim: *walks away and set it down, runs over*
Me: *teleports over to it and noms*
The Operator: He's supposed to eat it not you! Ugh, let's try something else! *walks away*
Everyone: *follows*
The Operator: Now watch and learn, he's the deal! He's walk over and fall for this Proxy proof! Hahaha! *draws binary on wall*
Me: *licks it off*
The Operator: What are you doing?!
(Lmao I give up)
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