Me: *sits in Jay's trash can, purrs*
Jay:..................... *sigh* what even are you....? TIM!!!
Tim: Yeah?!
Jay: YOUR.... UH.... HUMAN-LIKE THING IS IN MY TRASH CAN!!!
Tim: BE THERE IN A SECOND!
Jay:..... *looks at me*............ uh.... so.....
Me: *licks my jacket, purrs*
Jay:........................ what's your name....? I don't think we e-
Me: *squeaky toy noise*
Jay:.......... I'll just call you Squeak.
Me: *satisfied squeak*
Tim: *comes in and picks up trash can, walks away*
Jay:........ can I at least have my trash can?!
YOU ARE READING
Marble Hornets CRACK CRACK CRACK!
HumorBROUGHT TO YOU BY CREEPYPASTA CRACK CRACK CRACK! Masky: Oh sweet Jesus, you actually did..... Hoodie: *CLAPS HANDS* Masky: *cries in corner*
