Missingfur: Welcome back to episode 43 of I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan! I'm joined, as always, by Velvetpaw--
Velvetpaw: why me
Missingfur: --and I've got the greatest plan!
Velvetpaw: Oh, really? I'm quite sure it's stupid. You're stupid.
Missingfur: EXACTLY.
Velvetpaw: ...what?
Missingfur: Well the reason all my plans are failing is because this Clan is stupid!
Velvetpaw: Well actually if they were smart they'd notice that--
Missingfur: So I've decided to build a school!
Velvetpaw: *sighs*
Missingfur: COMPLETE WITH A PLAYGROUND :D
Velvetpaw: Missingfur, you're joking right?
Missingfur: ...
Velvetpaw: ...
MIssingfur: ...
Velvetpaw: StarClan you're serious aren't you.
Missingfur: YEP!
Velvetpaw: So how are you going to kill them?
Missingfur: How about...just the torture of classes?
Velvetpaw: ...done that.
Missingfur: Huh. We have? How about...GYM CLASS?!
Velvetpaw: ...also done that.
Missingfur: How 'bout I teach--
Velvetpaw: Done that.
Missingfur: Wow, the writers are really scraping the bottom of the barrel now aren't they.
FW: y u do this 2 me
Velvetpaw: *has a flashback to elementary school*
Random kit: Velvetkit I dare you to go on the monkey bars
Velvetkit: Kay cool *goes on monkey bars*
Velvetkit falls off the monkey bars
Random Warrior: OH NO VELVETKIT YOU ALMOST DIED
Flashback ends
Velvetpaw: I've got it! We'll kill him on the extremely dangerous playground!
Missingfur: Yeah, that's a great idea! I'm glad that I thought of it!
Velvetpaw: -_-
The next day...
Missingfur: Hey! Normalstar, Rainbownose, Grumpyberry! Wanna come to my new school!
Normalstar: SURE!
Flamepaw: Guy wait no HE'S GONNA KILL YOU ALL
Tallshadow: Cool! I don't care!
Flamepaw: Pls Tallshadow do something about it.
Tallshadow: ...fine, I'll go to school. But don't expect me to care.
Flamepaw: Wait! NO! That's not what I--
In front of school...
Missingfur: Welcome to the Missingfur School-that-is-Definitely-Not-Built-for-Killing!
Normalstar: Sounds legit.
Missingfur: And your teacher is Dave-who-is-Cool. Since he knows about radiation.
...that makes him smart right?
Dave-who-is-Cool: Definitely! I'm a genius!
Missingfur: Sweet! Anyway, since I'm the principal--
Velvetpaw: And I'm what, the secretary? -_-
Missingfur: --you'll be having an all-day recess. For totally non-evil and non-killing purposes.
Everyone except Flamepaw: YAY!
Flamepaw: GUYS he going to KILL NORMALSTAR!
Everyone ignores him and runs outside to the playground. Which is supposedly lethal. Especially since there are poison spikes and weird saws all over the place.
Butterfly: Can I go on the playground thing?
Missingfur: NO! I mean, uh, only the deputy and leader can...
Butterfly: ;-;
Normalstar: Well ok then I'm gonna go on this totally-not-dangerous playground! Rainbownose, wanna come?
Rainbownose: SURE YES :D
Missingfur: *fist-pumping internally* Yesssssss
Normalstar and Rainbownose jump into the playground and start walking around all the poison spikes and non-moving saws. Missingfur eagerly grabs an ominous looking remote with a big red button on it.
He presses it.
Sparkwhisker: *spawns* LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, YOUR BROTHER IS HERE!
Missingfur: WHAT?! *thinks* VELVETPAW!!! DID YOU--
Velvetpaw: I was annoyed.
Missingfur: But I tied him up, immobile for once so he couldn't interfere with our plans to murder Normalstar.
Flamepaw: GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT HE'S GONNA KILL NORMALSTAR
Normalstar: Nonsense!
Meanwhile, Missingfur is frantically pressing the button. Nothing is happening. Velvetpaw takes out a remote of her own and presses it.
The ground beneath Missingfur shoots up, sending him flying in the air.
Velvetpaw: >:)
Flamepaw: YAY Velvetpaw you saved the day!
Velvetpaw: Right...*surreptiously presses the button again, and the saws begin moving*
Sparkwhisker: SAWS? I LOVE SAWS! *jumps unto playground, knocks Normalstar and Rainbownose off, and hits the playground's self-destruct button*
Playground: KA-BOOM
Everyone: Awwww.
Dave-who-is-Cool: Time for class kids!
Butterfly: Wait, we have to go to school?
Tinypaw: Yeah, I though it was just, like, recess.
Dave-who-is-Cool: Too bad. TIME TO LEARN ABOUT RADIOACTIVITY
Velvetpaw: *looks up* at least Missingfur is--
Missingfur: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA *hits ground* Ow ow ow ow ow owww
Velvetpaw: Ugh, never mind.
Written by Ember :)
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