50 Shades Crazier

Her

Wades POV
I walk into the bar after dealing with some crazy crap. I sat down at the bar but feel like I'm being stared at. Then I finally look up. "What ya having?" The blonde said. "I'd like a blowjob." I said right out of nowhere. She giggled under her breath. God she's hot. "Okay....come on" she said. "You have anything better to do." She said smiling. I was shocked. How would she say yeah let's go?
~NEXT DAY~ (no inappropriate content)
I woke up I think at her house. "What the fudgecakes!" I whisper. I get up butt naked and run to the bathroom. Jeez I look like pure crap! I hop into the shower because...IM DIRTY! I hear a girly voice hum. Crap she's up. "Hey hot stuff." She said brushing her teeth. I hesitate. "Hi!" I said peeking my head out. She wasn't naked. She had a robe...lucky her. "Hey...I can take you home." She said looking at my head. "Uh, thanks...." I said pausing. I didn't even know her name! "Harley...Harley Quinn." She said winking. I put my head back in the shower. "Hey never caught your name.'' Harley said. "Wade...Wade Wilson." I said soaked in water.
~WHEN HARLEY TOOK WADE HOME~
"Hey thanks for everything." I said kinda blushing. Wait men don't blush!! Wtf! I'm going crazy because of her!! "Wanna stay with me?" I asked her. She smirked. My head was exploding. She came up to me and kissed me. "Your mine Wade Wilson." She whispered into my ear. We both went upstairs. I am so happy. She's my girlfriend!!