Facing Insanity

Week 2: Advertising the Tutor

Day 1) Flyer vs Luna

Reborn stuck the flyer into the Sonoda mail box before he left. He watched from a distance, hidden in a tree, as Nana Sonoda walked outside. Luna Lovegood draped over the brunettes back like a human cape.

"Come back to bed Nana-chan! Hari-nii can cook breakfast today," the blonde woman whined.

Nana smiled at the blonde as she grabbed the mail. She turned around, the blonde dragging her feet as Nana easily walked back into the house. Nana dropped the bills and an official looking letter on the dinning table before she held up Reborn's flyer. Luna glanced up to it, before the blonde attacked it. Reborn watched with well hidden disbelief as the blonde tore the flyer to pieces.

"NARGLES!" the blonde shouted, as she chased the shreds around the floor.

Nana nodded in understanding as she walked into the kitchen. As she passed the blonde currently crawling on the floor she patted the blonde's head.

"Good girl Luna-love." The brunette praised.

Luna beamed up at her lover before she went on a hunt for the paper scraps.

She's an adult! What the hell? Breathe Reborn, breathe. Just blame Iemitsu and move on.

Once Reborn calmed down he started planning. The flyer failed, maybe a t.v ad would work?

Day 2) T.V vs Hadrian

Reborn had to cash in many favors with the local t.v company to get his ad aired, at just the right time. He was adding it to the list of things Iemitsu owed him. Now as Reborn found another tree, with a good view of the Sonoda Living Room he hoped this worked.

The family had gathered in the living room to watch a movie marathon. Nana and Luna were cuddling on the couch, Teddy sat on the floor, his back against the couch as Tsuna used his chest as a pillow. Hadrian sat on the armchair, and as the dark haired man turned off the lights and the t.v on Reborn counted down the minutes before the ad would play. Sure enough, the first ad break had Reborn's ad for a live in tutor airing. It didn't even get past the first 15 seconds before the blonde was screaming.

"NARGLES! Hari-nii! Destroy it!" Luna shouted as she hid in Nana's chest.

Teddy grabbed Tsuna and pulled the smaller boy out of the living room as Hadrian broke a leg off the coffee table and proceeded to destroy the t.v. The following destruction of the t.v had the woman and the kids screaming in both fear and laughter as the lights flashed hauntingly in the window. Reborn sighed as he looked at the remains of the t.v. The two women cleaned up the broken glass and smoking t.v parts while Hadrian brought another t.v down from the upstairs. They set it up then went back to watching their movies.

Well that didn't work. Let's try a third.

Day 3) Radio vs Theodore

Reborn had changed all the radios in the Sonoda house to the station with his ad. He had decided the blonde knew his first two ads were lies somehow so he decided his third ad would be more truthful than the ones before it. He watched from a hidden passage in the ceiling as Theodore turned on the radio while the two boys were doing their homework.

"I'll teach your child to be the next leader of Vongola!" the radio advertised.

Theodore skipped the ad, and Reborn pulled out his cell phone. Soon Reborn had his ad airing on every radio station of Namimori. Reborn's sense of victory didn't last long because the blue haired boy tore the radio out of the wall and tossed it out the window. Soon enough the blue haired teen was grabbing all the radios, a pink one from the Woman's room, a red one from Hadrian's room, and a blue one from the kitchen. Once all the radios were gathered he dropped them out of Tsuna's bedroom window. Reborn watched as the radios hit the ground and broke just like his plans, into thousands of pieces.

Blame Iemitsu and let's move on to plan D.

Day 4) Salesman vs Nana

Reborn wore a suit and fixed his hat. He would advertise his tutoring in person this time. Damn Civilians, damn Iemitsu, damn false information. Reborn didn't let his irritation show as he walked up to the front door of the Sonoda house. He knocked, and the door opened to show Nana Sonoda. Her short brown hair, and friendly smile made her seem friendly and harmless as she knelt down to the ground. She fixed the skirt of her apron before she spoke.

"Hello, what's your name? Did you need something?" She asked.

"I'm Reborn and I'm a home tutor."

"That's nice, are you hungry?" Nana said as she stood up. Reborn was invited inside, and lead to the kitchen. Reborn sat at the dining table, and Nana served him plate after plate of food. Reborn ate and when he finished he found himself standing outside as Nana closed the front door her smile bright and innocent. Well that failed, but damnit Nana's a good cook.

Day 5) Tsuna's Compromise

Reborn was watching from the window as he tried to find a way to become Tsunayoshi's home tutor. Tsuna was reading alone in his room, when he felt eyes on him. The brown eyed boy put down his book and got up. He looked out the window and saw a suit wearing baby sitting on a tree branch. Reborn and Tsuna met each other's gaze for a few minutes before Tsuna broke the silence.

"You're not a normal baby." Tsuna stated. Reborn nodded, and Tsuna continued.

"You're also the one trying to get hired by my Mama as a tutor."

Again Reborn nodded.

"I'll convince them to hire you on three conditions." Tsuna offered.

Reborn thought about the offer before nodding. How difficult could a teen civilian's conditions be?

"Number 1) "You don't mention Sawada-san anywhere within hearing distance of any member of this household."

Reasonable.

"Number 2) Luna-san is a living lie detector so no stupid lies, we'll know if you do."

Nana is no longer Iemitsu's wife so if she wishes to join the Mafia, Iemitsu has no say, I can work with that.

"And Number 3) I want Liliana Potter released from prison."

That should be simple enough. Reborn nodded his agreement to the conditions and Tsuna smiled.

"Wonderful! Once Liliana-chan comes home I'll let you be my Tutor." The brown haired boy said before he closed the window and pulled shut the curtains. Reborn began planning as he left the Sonoda property. Now how to get a teenage arsonist out of prison?