Madig
(A short love story)
We've only just gotten to the campus and I'm already regretting coming on the stupid trip. That drive seemed to last for days. Of course spurgedaddy was a crazy as shit driver and ended up going in the ditch twice. Not Surprising. But what was surprising was that Minneman not only nearly fell asleep just chillin at the wheel and tims had to smack her to wake her up but she was texting and driving the whole time even after she almost hit two parked cars! Caissa obvs was looking over Jizzy's shoulder the entire ride just reading her texts because she is an annoying little bitch. I just sat there almost the whole time listening to macklemore and running my phone battery down. Tims was trying to sleep at first but decided to be on full alert after the Minneman incident. She looked a lot like a hunting dog with her eyes so wide. I thought it was pretty humorous. I am still really glad I wasn't in the other suburban though because from the snapchats I was getting from berny, I could pretty much tell how that was going. Doran talking about intercourse with his trumpet and something about axes. Able trying to play Mario brothers on his psp. Berny trying to study something useless but failing and resorting to snapchatting instead. And Levi awkwardly trying to fight off all of Jackie's advances. Even though he has come out of the closet a while ago during church by singing a girly song about love and crying... She still can't let it go and I really feel for him. In the last snap all you can see is Levis disgust and Jackie's tongue sticking out ready to pounce on his tonsils at the first sign of weakness. It's a shame really. She could make some girl very happy some day if shed just leave the gays alone. First Caleb, then Levi, then Terry, now back to Levi. Smh. Just looking at all of these band geeks makes me sick. I mean yes, I'm in band and sure I enjoy it sometimes but these betches take this shit so seriously. Like really? You're gonna shove your bassoon where if I miss that B sharp again?! Gah. WHY did I come? I know why.. This used to be fun. Like the funnest freakin part of band, right? Well not anymore. It used to be filled with laughing until you cried or peed, a reasonable amount of drama just enough to entertain, and boys. Ohmigod the boys. All of the hot guys in band would come and we'd go swimming and we could see them shirtless and wet and... mmm. Anyways there would be some spin the bottle, some strip poker, some bus ride lap dances. Those were the days... Now the hottest guys in band are Caleb, Kaleb, and Christian. And they obvs don't think its "cool" to go anymore.. Whatever. Twats. Now it's just me and the girls.. minus Karley, Jackie Gaydar Byer, Levi Fruitcakes, Able the Mexican, Berny the brain, Caissa the- never mind, and Doran Itwirlaxesandfucktrumpets Whatever his last name is. Like kill me. I'm glad Jizzy and Shakiesha are here but Christ.
We get out of the stupid burb and of course we are late so I barely have time to get my bags out and move my face out of the way before minneman is driving away. Crazy ass. Lets just go up to the fuckin room so I can take a dump. Jacey gave me about a pound of sunflower seeds in the car. I was gassy for the last two hours like so bad. I thought we were all gonna die with that and Caissa's lovely natural musk. Like shower bitch. When we get to the room I am so happy bc bed. I turn on some sex music and we all hop in a bed. Shania on mine and Jacey in the one by the window. I lay for only about seventeen seconds before my asshole reminds us all that I really need to use the bathroom. It seriously smells like balls in here. But like good balls. Like when you open up a new thing of tennis balls ya know? No.. Kay. Well it makes it much harder to want to tarnish the air with my dump but seriously I gotta go so fuck it.
Okay much better. "Don't go in there for a couple... years, kay?" I tell the girls. They only groan. Our phone is ringing but we are only staring at it because one, it can really only be Minneman and two, lazy af. Finally Jacey ends up going to get it because she's just tired of hearing it ring. Although I am probably the most responsible out of all of us, jacey is the mom of the group. Always taking care and comforting everyone. Even if they don't want or need it. She says Minneman said we were supposed to go up to our room then right back down and we are even later than we already were. Oh fragglerock rolls eyes who the fuck cares.
