Turtle, he was a great man. He loved parties and ate cheesecake everyday. One day he found by a girl named Olivia, she gave him a beer and they bonded. Both loved cheesecake. "You are my forever, Olivia" the turtle said. "Eww u r a turtle fam. We can just be friends," Olivia said. The turtle cried and ran to the store. He bought a beer. He cried and cried. His heart broke. Olivia ran to him. The turtle thought he knew what she was gonna say. "Hey turtle. Look I'm sorry. But you forgot to pay the bill. K ttyl. Bye" #friendzoned
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HumorJust a joke!!!! ____ A story about a turtle that fell in love. Just read it. Hopefully you laugh. If you don't, pretend you did. :)
