Ross You're What?!

JIN IM GOING TO KILL YOU

"JIN IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Max yelled jumping over the couch as the Korean screeched and ran for his life.

"I HAD ROSS' PERMISSION!" Jin yelled back barely making it under Max's arms, nearly tripping over one of Adam's dogs.

"YOU GOT MY HUSBAND PREGNANT! GIVE ME ONE REASON I SHOULDN'T KILL YOU!" Max yelled, sliding on a rug falling.

Any other day Jin would've laughed, but running for your life really changes things perspective wise.

"ROSS HELP!" Jin said jumping over the loveseat Ross was sitting on, hiding behind it.

"I told you we should've waited to tell him." Ross said scrolling through Wattpad, Jin screamed as Max lunged at him.

"Max," Ross said grabbing the hood of Max's jacket, "Sit down and stop scaring Jin." He said giving Max a tug.

Max made a strangled noise and fell onto the couch glaring at Ross.

"And you" Max said sitting up with all the dignity he could muster, "Why did you let, him of all people, get you pregnant?" Max asked crossing his arms.

"I volunteered," Ross said, "Hope says hi by the way, she was there when they did all the medical sciency stuff." He said waving his hand around.

"There was no sex involved." Jin added on hastily, making Max glare at him.

"And now that image is in my head forever." Max sighed rubbing his temples, Ross absently patted his back.

"Feel better?" Ross asked looking up from his phone, Max glared at him. Ross kept his calm gaze, he's lived with Max for more than five years the ginger didn't scare him.

"No you're pregnant and he's the father." Max said pointing at Jin, making Jin squeak and duck.

"Max, it was either me or another volunteer." Ross said turning off his phone, turning so he was facing Max.

"But why would you want to give birth again? You nearly broke my skull with Pandora, bruised a wrist with Newt, and broke Mark's nose with Zach." Max said listing off every labor related injury.

"Because Jin is already socially awkward, do you really think he'd have the best time trying to request another volunteer?" Ross asked, Max pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Please Max." Jin said softly from behind Ross, "I'm actually going to be a father. Please don't take this from me." He said looking into Max's eyes.

Max closed his eyes and groaned, "What the hell is it with everybody's puppy eyes?" He asked making Jin and Ross smile.

"Come on Maxy," Ross said squeezing Max's knee, "Now Jin can stop hogging Pandora." He said using Max's favorite against him.

"Fine" Max grumbled after a moment of tense silence, "But you get to be with Ross when he's giving birth." He said looking at Jin.

"Oh my Gods, thank you!" Jin yelled hugging Max tightly. Max made a noise like a deflating balloon.

"Jesus fuCk Jin!" Max gasped for air, Jin let go smiling like the dork he was.

"How are we going to explain this to the kids?" Max asked looking at Ross, Ross shrugged pushing his glasses up.

"Tell the truth," Ross said, "I'm volunteered to hold Jin's child because he's too scared to do it himself."

"Not true!" Jin snapped crossing his arms, Ross raised an eyebrow.

"Okay probably true, but I physically can't have a kid." Jin defended, Max chuckled.

"Yeah, anyway you guys ready to pick up the kids?" Max asked as Jin groaned and Ross checked the time on his phone.

"I thought Newt's little league practice didn't end until six. Ivan should still be in ceramics class, Nat is still birdwatching with Barney. Matthew is still in dance, Mason is with Arthur, Adam wanted them for a video I think. And Pandora is still in karate." Ross listed off going through his reminders.

"Holy shit" Jin said looking over Ross' shoulders, "You actually have an entire schedule set out for them?" He asked.

"Oh yeah," Ross said texting Barney, "As unorganized as I am, there is no way any of them would let us forget if we missed a class on accident."

"Ross," Max said flipping Jin the bird while Ross wasn't looking, "We said we would be at Heyyel's birthday party remember?"

Ross paused and threw his head backwards groaning, "Shit," he muttered.

"If I run and pick up Nat and Pandora, Jin can run down town to pick up Ivan and Matthew. And you can pick up Newt, Mason, and Arthur." Max said standing up and grabbing a set of car key, "Meet you guys at the office." He said opening the door, and running to his car, sliding over the hood and falling off the other end.

"I'm married to that." Ross said amused watching as Max caused out the driveway before getting into his car.

"At least he's cute." Jin added

A/N Sorry this was a short chapter, but it's more context than anything. Because as much as I love them as small beans, I have absolutely no idea what I'm going to write. So I'm going to skip a few years every few chapters until I'm at the part in the plot I really planned out :3 but besides that, comment what you really want to see (besides smut, I'm horrible at it)

Love~ Kitten