Satan's Little Pastel (Bridecest)

Prologue

One somewhat normal day in the house of Ashley,CC,Jake and Jinxx, the four decided to go on a nice walk through the so called 'Satanic' woods and have a little picnic. All was going fine,until they heard singing coming from the burnt hole in the middle of the woods. No one dared to venture out that far,everyone was too chicken to try.

"WHAT THE HONEST TO FUCK GOD,WHO THE HELL IS SINGING FUCKING BARNEY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS WHERE SATAN DOES HIS BIDDING?!?" Jake screamed,cowering into Ashy. CC giggled.

"Maybe some kid got dared to go in there." He said.

"They have a bigger pair of balls than I do......"He mumbled under his breath. CC rolled his coffee colored eyes.

"Jakey, Ernie has a bigger pair than you." He jabbed.

"But Ernie doesn't have an-oh." Jinxx inquired,then getting the jab. He snickered and stood. "Let's go check out the mysterious singing then." Always the adventurous one. He stood,as well as Ash and Jake.

"Who wants to be the leader?" CC asked,packing their stuff. He heard Jake snort behind him. "Jakey,thank you for volunteering as tribute. Would you like your prize now or later? Act now before its gone!" Jake just looked bewildered.

"Dude! Asking who's going to lead is like asking who wants to die first! I don't wanna die yet! Not in Satan's woods anyway! He'd laugh his ass off when he comes to get my soul!"

"Papa doesn't like the way you humans portray him. It's very upsetting and mean and not nice." The four grown men let out sounds between screams, squeaks, and gasps and jumped about two feet into the air before turning to find the source of their impending doom : A boy with ebony black hair, pastel skirt, a little pentagram shirt and kitty thigh highs with a flower crown perched on his head and a little blue bear attached to his side. His blue eyes glared at the four men cowering in front of him. Ashley was the first to speak.

"W-what the hell? Who the fuck are you,are you the one we heard singing in the woods?" The boy blushed.

"Y-you heard me?" He asked shyly.

"Kinda hard not to,you have the voice of an angel." Jinxx said sweetly. The boy frowned.

"Didn't realize it was that bad......'M sorry............" He quietly whispered.

"How is sounding like an angel bad?" Jake asked.

"Cause I'm a demon. Duh." the boy said like it was plainly obvious.

"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. A cute little boy in a pastel skirt and flower crown is a fucking demon. What else could he be? Surely not some dumb little kid who's trynna fuck our minds over and scare us off. God no." Jake elaborated. The boy huffed.

"Hey! You said a bad word! Take it back!" Jake looked at him.

"Hunny, I said a few of bad words. What am I taking back?"

"T-the 'G' word! That's a naughty word!"

"What, God?"
"Yes! Don't say it!"

"God."

"Stop!"

"God."
"Knock it off!"

"Goooooooooood."
"I SAID STOP IT YOU INFIDEL!" Flames shot up from where the boy stood. The four men screamed and fell backwards on their asses.

"GREAT GOIN' JAKE,YOU PISSED OFF A DEMON!" Ashley screamed.

"HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW IF HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH?!" Jake screamed back.

"OH,I DUNNO, LOOKIT THE FUCKING EVIDINCE? HE'S A SMALL BOY,ALL ALONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SATANIC WOODS,SINGING BARNEY WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD!SOMETHING NOT SEEM A LITTLE OFF TO YOU SHERLOCK?" Jinxx howled.

"WELL FUCK YOU,WATSON!"

"FUCK YOU!"
"EAT A DICK!"
"THAT'S YOUR JOB!"
"SINCE WHEN?"
"SINCE LAST WEEK!"
"THAT DIDN'T COUNT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID-"

"ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The boy screamed,sending them all flying back about four feet. They all screamed and waited for death to take them. Instead , he began to cry. Small little rivers of red flowed down his cheeks and fell to the ground with a small plink. The others looked astonished and worried as the boy sank to his knees and cried. Jinxx walked over to him and cooed.

"Hey little one,don't cry. It's okay, we're sorry if we scared you." He said softly. The boy sobbed into him, the little red rivers flowing off of Jinxx's shirt and forming-

"Rubies.........the little weirdo cries rubies..." Jake said. CC kicked him.

"Hey, be nice! The poor dear is probably lost and scared and here you are calling him weird!" he scolded. Jake shrank back.

"Sorry." He apologized. The boy sniffled into Jinxx and wiped his eyes, looking at them all. Ashley bent near him,cooing.

"Nawww you're so cute! Whatcha doin' out here all alone buddy?" The boy sniffled more.

"M-my name is Andy.......I-I was with my papa but he left me here cause my momma didn't like me............now I don't have a family or place to stay...." He began to cry again. Ashley cooed more.

"Hey, don't cry baby. You can live with us if you'd like." Andy looked at him with big eyes.

"R-really?"

"Yes,really hunny. You're too precious to leave out here alone." Andy smiled wide and hugged Ashley and Jinxx tight. CC smiled and shook his head.

"Always the charitable one baby." He teased Ashley. Ashley stuck his tongue out and picked Andy up. Looks like they have a new room mate. And boy, was he a DEVIL of a room mate.